Dan Self
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Sun-kissed Sinner. Native Pride. Electrician. Go Big Red. Broncos. Peyton Manning is God. Jimmy Butler is Jesus.
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Fuck it same
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There’s no such thing as summer anymore when you grow up, it’s just super hot a couple months while your working.
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Shitty situation. He’s just a kid really. I was also really excited to see what he could do.
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Kati perotto gotta Jew nose that's why she switched from suckin everyone's lil dicks to lickin stank coochies
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It’s not at all, you are correct. Not at all trying to minimize the weight of what he did. Hope he learns from all this. Just pointing out the amount of wasted talent really.
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I don’t normally share stuff like this but today I am 1,200 days sober from opiates. Life’s amazing.
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People don’t understand why I don’t go out anymore or like to party. Like I’m so past all that. My life used to be a movie when I was young. I’ve been there, done that, seen that, heard that all 2x over. That shit don’t interest me anymore. I’m tryna build a future past my years.
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Hit 6 years sober today and couldn’t think of a better way to spend it 🫶🏽
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An don’t say I don’t know what the fuck I’m talkin about, I was addicted to pills all throughout high school, watched countless friends have seizures, and lost 4 people I know in the last 2 years just from fentanyl. DONT FUCKIN RISK IT SMOKE A FUCKIN BLUNT
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My daughter fucking walks now and she was born with SMA. Was never meant to walk let alone do anything on her own. My miracle baby, my gift from god. Her doctor and childrens hospital do gods work. I am truly blessed.
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If heat win game 1, it’s heat in 5. If they lose game 1 it’s heat in 7. Denver gonna be shocked when Miami comes to town. I forewarned you here. Jimmys gettin that fuckin ring.
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How many people gotta die for y’all to stop fuckin wit that shit?? Just think of your parents man, layin their kid in a dirt hole all because you wanted to get high for a little bit.
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Ya I’m not arguing that. But he also wasted his own life. No need to paint him as a terrible human. Mistakes cost lives sometimes. Doesn’t mean he’s a terrible person with no heart.
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How are you gonna tear up blondo, maple, an fort at the same time?? Fuck you omaha
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I appreciate it. Sense of community is out the window. Seems like intelligent is too.
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So I just tried Starbucks for the first time, An I know what you white girls was crazy about
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We're about to be so deep in Kevin Gates it ain't even funny
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Life tip: If you tell yourself you don’t and won’t get sick. You won’t get sick.
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Stand for what you believe in! It’s all love. Bring the change!
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3 days out and honestly I never expected to make it past 18-19 years old, it’s surreal that I’m at where I’m at now, gettin married, successful business... shit makes me miss the ones that are gone. RIP to all my deceased family and friends.
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Who remembers Tha Joker? That boy was cold with them we do it for fun pt 1,2, an 3 tracks!
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Somebody should tell
@YourAnonCentral
what’s going on in Omaha, Nebraska. A known white suprmacist killed a young 22 yr old black male in the street of downtown 2 night ago. The police are not pressing charges and the POS Jake Gardner is a free man.
#protests2020
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Why more words less better
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It sucks getting older because I feel like money loses its value. $5 is more like $1, $20 is more like $5, $100 is more like $20, and $1000 is more like $100. Lmao growing up sucks!
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YO! What goes best wit pancakes? Blunts is the answer, blunts is the answer.
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RIP to the greatest grandfather a kid could ever ask for, thanks for waiting for me before goin big guy I love you
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An when you find that woman that’s really for you and has your heart, she’ll change you for the better.
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Name a better duo than early 2000s Ja Rule and Ashanti. I'll wait...
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If your girl don’t constantly get on your ass about being better/doin better. Motivate you. Push you. Then you wit the wrong woman my guy.
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We got each other’s backs, she make sure nobody gets close to me, vice versa. If I don’t like you, she don’t like you. Vice Versa. She stays alert, and knows who I hold very dearly to my heart. She don’t just fuck with anybody! That’s why she loves Katie and my mom so much. Kya❤️
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We call people bud where I come from so either deal with it or get knocked out bud
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If you can roll a good blunt while your driving, you got skills.
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If you think your going to escape drama by graduating high school your sadly mistaken.
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I fuck wit them low key relationships you have an it's just between you an that person an no one else, love that shit.
#theydontknow
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Damn being a parent to this little baby girl is def the coolest thing I’ve ever done
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Fuck westside y'all think your so better than everyone else pull the golden hot dog out your coochie an let that gaping hole you got heal
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One time in 3rd grade on Valentine's Day I gave a girl a chocolate rose then proceeded to puke in a trash can next to her, I was nervous😭😂😒😂
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I think I'm bout to start working on resolving relationships with people I did wrong in the past an forgive the people that did me wrong too
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Don't make me get my hood bitches to beat you an your friends ass Kati
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I used to want a son so bad, now that I have a daughter I wouldn’t trade it for the world I don’t even care if I do have a son. This little girl is my whole world.
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I'm the luckiest guy in the world babygirl😘❤️
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Lol isn’t that funny how Nebraska now has 2 of the nations top tight ends? Lol “Tight End U” who?
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how’s that slide feelin right about now? Just retain Brain Ferentz, you’ll figure it out 😂😂
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Even if I dislike you, I love to see people doing good with their lives.
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Just remember......your current situation is NOT your final destination.
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Our government has failed us, they don’t care about us; the rich have doubled and tripled their worth, while the middle class and lower class becomes poorer and poorer
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