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π Proud Husband to @BlossomReady | World's First Champion π| 5x MOTW Winner π₯ | @Bungie Alumni & Legendary Hall of Famer
Joined November 2014
I texted Luke Smith about reverting the changes made to Destiny 2. He is lying to my face telling me he doesn't work for Bungie. @LukeSmithF1 fix your game.
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Jenny, I'm the reason Destiny was so great. Every Tower instance I was met with a standing ovation. Hell, I've forgotten more about Destiny than you will ever know, boy.
@BlossomReady Yeah I dunno i don't think "failing loser with a destiny png avatar" is really something we miss here. Not really holding up the community in any way, no major contributions to anything, deeply uncreative and lastly genuinely misinformed about the product.
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I would marry them.
would you date someone who you met online
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Last night I held a MicroCenter employee hostage talking about GPU water blocks in their CPU cooling section
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I'm an indoor husband, check your local MicroCenter; they might be looking at Black Friday PC part deals with no intention of buying anything
My boyfriend escaped last night. If you find him please let me know. Iβm worried sick. Hes an indoor boyfriend and has never been outside
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I force retail employees into conversations with me about products they sell I'm passionate about knowing full well I have no intention of buying anything. And there's nothing that they can do about it because I'm a "potential" customer.
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Stream will be delayed until 6PM. I am getting the makeup crew, special effects team, and the government working on the most BANGER entertainment stream of all time
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My final resting place after fighting for my family and slowly bleeding out looking up and fading away knowing I gave it my all. Yeah....
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How do I even play tank in Overwatch? All I know is Soldier 76. I can't risk some bozo impressing my wife on the new tank hero.
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She hasn't made a tweet because I surprised her with a Pomeranian puppy on our boys first birthday
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Yeah this is the kind of tweet I would expect from a pedophile.
All jokes aside, nobody genuinely wants to live in a country ran by a woman.
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We should not be reaching this astronomical level of dick riding.
@CultureCrave How about he focuses on acting and leave the real iron man to do his thing
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This is the worst news I've woken up to. Why does Mahomes even need this guy? Have we tried deflating Mahomes footballs? We have to do something about this guy.
BREAKING: Titans are finalizing a deal to send WR DeAndre Hopkins to the Chiefs in exchange for a 5th-round pick that can become a 4th round-pick. (via @RapSheet)
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Laughing at the thought of all those chronically online Destiny losers that have me blocked about to see my tweets again. You can't escape my greatness.
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Next time I'm on camera I'm going to just say hawk tuah and stare right at the lens like Stone Cold Steve Austin. I better be made famous.
βHawk Tuah Girlβ Haliey Welch announces new podcast, βTalk Tuah.β
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I know I'm in the good timeline because my wife is far better than me at video games.
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There is nothing more emasculating than a man thinking about his own masculinity. You're not the man you think you are if you have this mentality.
If your girl proposes to you, especially during the Olympics, you're cooked. There is nothing more emasculating than a woman proposing. https://t.co/i9nLdMmM8u
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Now reverse the panels and you'll have life as a Viera
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