Telemachus
@CyclingUte22
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Utah Utes, RSL, Husband, Father, Army CWO, LDS. Civil War buff, pseudo historian, fan of a lot of things I don't have time to enjoy.
Virginia, USA
Joined July 2011
Just to further show how wild the SEC propaganda is, in 2024 Florida went 4-8, BYU went 11-2. In preseason 2025 Florida was ranked 15th, BYU was unranked. Florida went 4-8 again, BYU went 12-2. We have to ignore the SEC offseason propaganda for 2026.
The SEC had TEN(!!!) preseason ranked teams. This is the whole reason their teams are overrated today, because they beat overrated teams all season and inflated their resume. We cannot let that happen again next season.
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Lots of upset BYU fans.
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Umberto Eco, who owned 50,000 books, had this to say about home libraries: “It is foolish to think that you have to read all the books you buy, as it is foolish to criticize those who buy more books than they will ever be able to read. It would be like saying that you should use
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Merry Christmas from ██████████████ and First Lady Melania Trump 🇺🇸
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“So much fog.” “What can Santa do against such hateful weather?” “Ride out with me.”
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The last time a head of state personally interfered in warship design was in 1628, when King Gustavus Adolphus’s ship sank in Stockholm harbour on its maiden voyage.
Trump: The U.S. Navy will lead the design of the ships along with me because I'm a very aesthetic person
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Remember roses in Utah’s helmet for the Rose Bowl was pathetic according to BYU fans
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We now know why @SpeakerJohnson rushed to send everyone home last night. Enforcing the Friday deadline against the DoJ is supposed to be done by Congress. Who is now on vacation until Jan 5th. Either @SpeakerJohnson or @LeaderJohnThune must reconvene and enforce the law.
#BREAKING: Todd Blanche says DOJ won’t release full Esptein files to Congress by Friday deadline
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Last quarter I announced a milestone. 30% of our code is now written by AI. I called it "engineering velocity." The board loved that phrase. They didn't ask what the code does. Neither did we. It compiles. Usually. That's the metric. Someone asked about testing. I said
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Had to call the Dept of Veterans Affairs today to get info on an upcoming Dr appointment. Called my regional center, following the prompts routed me to a national center. Followed the prompts there, routes me back to my regional center. Repeat steps infinitely.
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ALARM bells people. 🚨🚨🚨 Neoconservative David Brooks wrote this in an OpEd in the NY Times, "Trumpism… is primarily about the acquisition of power — power for its own sake. It is a multifront assault to make the earth a playground for ruthless men, so of course any
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Get you a man who can do both. Expert recap and game analysis of the Utah Utes vs. BYU Cougars NCAAF game from August 29, 2019 on ESPN.
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Expert recap and game analysis of the Utah Utes vs. BYU Cougars NCAAF game from August 29, 2019 on ESPN.
Whittingham is the guy that kicks an onside kick when up 50 at halftime. Kalani is the guy that takes a knee at the 2 yard line late in the game so he doesn't embarrass the other team. Both great football coaches, but i prefer style #2.
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No scandals No recruiting violations Built a program on physicality Always took the blame instead of players Always credited players for program success Never asked for spotlight Salute to you Coach 🫡🫡
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𝗞𝘆𝗹𝗲 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝗨𝘁𝗮𝗵 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝗮𝗰𝗵. 𝘼𝙡𝙡-𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙨𝙩 head coach in Utah Football history will coach his last game for the Utes in the Las Vegas Bowl on Dec. 31. #GoUtes
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Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I
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Don’t let Private Equity distract you that Utah got ABSOLUTELY ROBBED by the Joe Moore award voters
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