Cuhsandra
@Cuhsandra
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if i’m living rent free in your head please just make sure i have extra towels. thx
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Joined April 2009
Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.
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at the shape store
No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.
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purely love of the game
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wait, is he on to us
Clavicular says Trump supporters just voted for him because he’s funny and calls people ugly And that most voters don’t really understand policy
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legit just bust out laughing remembering this clip and that i reposted it
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*journalist when im running for office* "what did you mean by gay & retarded ?" 🙄😒
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i literally wake up in the middle of the night, laugh at random shit for an hour, and go back to sleep
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Uber driver: *drops me off at the wrong location* Me (shy): “This is perfect”
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Still trusting the plan?
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GOD HAS SMILED DOWN UPON ME
Does anybody have the video of Wendy Williams saying “you look like a beautiful princess” then the cameraman shows the wrong person and she yells “NOT HER! NOT HER! The one in the front.” Haven’t seen it in years but think about it every day.. plz help me I need it
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She didn't lie
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BREAKING: Israeli officials allegedly hired social media influencers for $7,000 per post, failed to pay them, and are now facing lawsuits totaling millions of dollars over unpaid invoices.
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Clav is good you simpleton bitch
@Learning3fly xaviersobased is good. marcel proust is good. writing a gq profile on a room temp iq twitch streamer is not good.
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From The New York Times
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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