I have a theory about how rain makes men insatiably horny.

Had a dream Gaga surprise dropped a Perfect Celebrity music video and it was just her running through a warehouse of her old looks and clothes being insane/overdrawing lipstick/changing wigs etc it was soooo good in my head.

What do you want to know?.

DL with a popsocket is crazy.

Just watched someone get proposed to on the L train between Bedford ave and Lorimer

Obsessed with calling someone Darling in a demeaning way.

Literally me.

Just walked passed the kid that makes the clocks on Gilded Age on Bedford ave omg he’s so TALL?! KINGGG.

Closed my laptop and decided to stop working for the rest of the day bc I am protecting my peace

I remember being 13 years old watching this with my family and my cousins husband kept saying she was lip-synching. I threw an entire tray of chips and dip at him and got in so much trouble. Idgaf I’d do it again!.

Drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icys.Don't treat me rough, treat me really niceys.Decorate my neck, diamantes ices.Why, come on, come on.

Has anyone seen Adele? Would love some new Adele. this is Adele weather.

Some of y’all change boyfriends more than I change socks! I can’t keep up!.

Just had the best chest day I’ve had in WEEKS

We run things, things don’t run we.

Going to be such a good week! And this fall ass morning!! I am LIVING! 🍂🍃.

Monday

9:30 is the PERFECT time to go to bed.

😯

Watching RHODC’s first and only season for the first time ever and this shit is CRAZY 😭 I wonder where it would be today if they didn’t have to cancel it.

Jenna Barlow.