Nils Fleischhacker 🥩🔪
@Cryptomaeher
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Assistant Professor for Theoretical Cryptography at @ruhrunibochum. Opinions probably someone else's. he/him
Essen, Germany
Joined April 2013
RT @kasperglarsen: I have an opening for a post doc position in machine learning theory, with a deadline of June 1st. Please share and appl….
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RT @danieltilles1: Pro tip: if you're launching a German organisation whose aim is to intervene in Polish affairs, "Lebensraum" is probably….
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RT @CryptoOrrDun: My 2cents about infosec following the recent political mess: Always assume that your government might flip on you like Tr….
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RT @NC_Renic: The real terror - you don’t have imposter syndrome; you’re just accurately assessing how appallingly bad at your job you are.
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This is false. This *is* German cloud storage. Why else would these traditionally come in "Wolkenmarmor" on the outside?.
In Germany we don’t trust cloud storage. We print our important emails, put them in a Leitz-Ordner, and store them in the Keller because sicher ist sicher.
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Finland is a very odd choice for Latincrypt.
Big shoutout to Daniel Escudero and Ivan Damgard for the awesome PC! 🙌 Consider submitting to Latincrypt and join us in the happiest country on Earth! 💃🏾☕️🏖️.
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RT @deescuderoo: Help us spread the word! The CFP for Latincrypt 2025 is out! Consider submitting and joining us in Medellín, Colombia, Oct….
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Compromise: if a conference insists on double column, they need to accept papers in landscape.
Two-column formats need to die!.
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It's almost as if storing important documents exclusively on someone else's computer might be a terrible idea. Who knew. 🤷♂️.
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Visa forms be like ."Give your address in 15 characters or fewer." ."Describe your place of birth without using the letter e." ."Give your date of birth using only digits 4-7.".
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How do I tell my mother that due to Indian visa regulations she's no longer allowed to have a hyphened surname?.
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People complaining that the government did in fact know about their one simple way to dodge taxes are pretty weird.
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Nothing can quite adequately describe the horror a theorist feels learning that people are trying to use their work in the real world.
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Ich bin ja kein Experte, aber wenn die Marine Waffen in Wilhelmshaven einsetzen muss ist schon irgendwas gründlich schief gelaufen.
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I wonder if they charge an application fee waiver application fee.
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For the first time in my life the admonishment not to do sports after receiving a vaccination is potentially relevant.
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The use of Gouda in this Quiche Lorraine recipe makes me just a teeny tiny bit sceptical about its authenticity.
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Turns out I can't even apply for a visa without documents the organizers have so far failed to provide. (They're also not answering emails.) I feel like there's some kind of joke going on that I'm not in on.
So are the Asiacrypt organizers just waiting until 30 days before the conference to open registration because that way they didn't have to set up a way to request a refund?.
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