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Trader and risk taker - I'll show you the losses. Janitor at @apg_capital
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Joined February 2014
The UK's censorship agency, Ofcom, issued 4chan with a giant fine today. We responded to Ofcom with a giant hamster today.
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Undisclosed partnership @nikitabier please nuke him for comparing Satoshi to a Pokemon
I've long suspected Bitcoin is a giant Ponzi scheme and now I'm hearing tales of woe that make me fear I'm right. https://t.co/rTny2NBaYB
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Would have been funny a few years ago, but this is just embrassing now 2026 in crypto and you can get slipped 99% on $50m
someone just swapped $50m for $36k on cowswap through aave's frontend, effectively losing 50m if you try to make this swap on llamaswap the UI won't let you at all, buttons get locked we've spent years building a price API with the highest coverage of defi tokens to avoid this
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British Kebab Awards ðŸ˜
CEFTUS Ltd spent £420.00 on Helen Maguire @helenmaguiremp for "Standard ticket for the British Kebab Awards including hospitality" An MP had to formally declare attendance at the British Kebab Awards on the parliamentary register of interests. Transparency is beautiful
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🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: Will Clavicular be Iran's Supreme Leader this month? https://t.co/08Z1U3QYOd
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Lacklustre weekday crypto price action > weekend > something big happens > position on hyperliquid > ath volume on HIP3 > bid hype > sell after the shills on Monday > repeat?
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Me after giving openclaw access to my bybit account
[ ZOOMER ] THE PENTAGON DECLARES ANTHROPIC A NATIONAL SECURITY RISK
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Investigation feature soon Analyse 7 million payments across 14 government departments.
Updates: Random contract finder (slot machines for waste enthusiasts) Lobbying page live MP tweetdeck for recent declarations Council Expenditure (Work in progress) Need to update @RupertLowe10 Party group, but added an important note on his profile And more!
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Dutch guy was talking shit so I sent him a honeypot worth $1 trillion dollars. Now his lineage will be in unrealized tax debt forever. Newsy Johnson
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Updates: Random contract finder (slot machines for waste enthusiasts) Lobbying page live MP tweetdeck for recent declarations Council Expenditure (Work in progress) Need to update @RupertLowe10 Party group, but added an important note on his profile And more!
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New datasets coming soon! Would you guys be interested in prediction market alerts on Sentinel? https://t.co/KJbYpaiX69
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Going through all council expenses, man they dont make it easy. This is a payment to a children's charity. The payment wasn't actually made, but surely they have someone double checking the csvs they publicly upload?
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Adding some more features soon
Made a site that tracks gov data in the UK https://t.co/YJHNs1f5M2 Track - Government Contracts - Local authorities contracts - In depth MP data - see expenses, donations, gifts and more - Donations - Foreign Aid - Lobbying
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Made a site that tracks gov data in the UK https://t.co/YJHNs1f5M2 Track - Government Contracts - Local authorities contracts - In depth MP data - see expenses, donations, gifts and more - Donations - Foreign Aid - Lobbying
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CZ firing shots at escrowGCR? end this bear market immediately
They FUD for their business interests. Although frowned up on, it makes some sense. FUD hurts your bag. You following along hurts your own bag more. It does NOT make sense for you.
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Introducing The Rabbithole — your MegaETH ecosystem frontend Mainnet is now fully open to the public. Rabbithole is how users: → Discover live and upcoming apps → Bridge and swap assets → Get notified of ecosystem events → More Live now. Features and link below.
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