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@CrunchyKong

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Dad, Husband, Nerd, Gamer, Bama fan, Artist, Army Veteran, Dumb Joke Master, Tongue firmly in cheek, Objectivity in art doesn't exist

Tuscaloosa, AL
Joined September 2010
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
2 days
If anyone is interested in playing some Fortlike lmk.
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
5 days
If you use the stick of truth in Fortnite to get position and wait for everyone to come to you...you are a little bitch. That is all. Don't get me started on the Alien gun wusses...
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
9 days
Someone check on Malik...he may be having a stroke.
@MalikZaire8
Malik Zaire
9 days
Weak schedules in CFB next year, worse than ND: Texas Tech Alabama Penn state Ohio state Miami Indiana Georgia Smh🤣
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
1 month
Congratulations to the Hoosiers! Now go win the whole damn thing!
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
2 months
Ive heard if you cry hard enough and long enough, they'll give Notre Dame tickets to any playoff game they want.
@_willcompton
Will Compton
2 months
Don’t let this Heisman Ceremony distract you from the fact that Deep State CFB protected Alabama, ran a “squeeze out” operation on Notre Dame, and manipulated the system to justify an ACC team getting into the College Football Playoff
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
3 months
This just in!...Company with decades of doing shitty things will ban you if you do shitty things. They're scared of the competition.
@gamestop
GameStop
3 months
If you bring a scale to GameStop to weigh Pokémon packs we will ban you for life for your own good.
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
3 months
Anyone? I have no clue.
@DyerbolicalDB
Dyerbolical Horror (☥𝐃𝐁)
3 months
Who can name the movie....
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@Retrogamebrews
Retro Game Brews (Previously Owned by GHP)
4 months
Felt like I needed to speak out. These comments are my own and don’t represent the opinions of any project or community I belong to.
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
4 months
Who's gonna tell him that its a twig from a hedge and it will grow back? Disrespect? Like a dog after jumping down from the couch...thats a big stretch.
@ReportBulldawg
The Bulldawg Report
4 months
Just saw this…the disrespect. It’s one thing to lose to a team it’s another for that team to feel like they can disrespect your house.
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
4 months
Roll Tide! That is all.
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
5 months
What do you do with light when it commits a crime? You send it to prism.
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
5 months
🤣🤣🤣
@Retrogamebrews
Retro Game Brews (Previously Owned by GHP)
5 months
😅😅
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
5 months
Hey Nintendo...Can we get a Donkey Kong Country movie? That would be awesome, thanks.
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
5 months
This kid is 16 and he gets it. What's your excuse? This was fucking pathetic.
@TheChewiestOne
ChewyToad
5 months
Politics is the devil's business. No matter what you believe or agree with, that man has a wife and kids. He has a family. This is absolutely Disgusting.
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
5 months
Going to see my 2nd favorite film of all time Sunday on the big screen. First time on a big screen and its IMAX. Im a little excited.
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
6 months
My colon just pulled a Billy Mays. I stood up, wiped and my colon said..."But wait! There's more!"
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
6 months
Some of you are way too upset over a chain restaurant's logo change. Not everything is a conspiracy. Sometimes people make dumb decisions...because they're dumb. This isnt some local place thats stopped serving grandma's secret biscuit recipe after 75 years.
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
6 months
The 7th floor had a 5 foot ceiling. Thats my short story.
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
6 months
Logan asked to watch one of @Retrogamebrews and my favorite movies this afternoon. 12 Angry Men (1957). He loved it. There is hope for him after all. Also, there are so many great performances in it but Lee J. Cobb is absolutely incredible as juror #3.
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@CrunchyKong
Crunchy
6 months
Who's a fan of the Deftones? The songs start out great with heavy guitars and cool riffs. Then the singer comes in whining and crying and ruins everything.
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