It is NEW! EPISODE! DAY! Join us for a potentially murderous game of 20 questions with a would-be werewolf. Featuring: -a child that matches Mel’s energy -Arnold and Julian’s huddle -Garath and Mel’s sub-huddle Check it out here!! https://t.co/r4WB2RY4hu

Today is a bitter sweet day. I get to hear, and later watch, a special double episode release day with @CritStupid. Unfortunately, these are the last 2 episodes. Please listen and watch multiple times if you can to show how much they'll be missed

It is TIME. Our last-ever NEW! EPISODE! DAY! You get 2 because we love you. Join us for one last ride, goblins, if you ever loved us. Ep.11 ‘I Chumba His Wumba’ Ep.12 ‘White People Really Popped Off With Brunch’ are live NOW! https://t.co/5ax1JbMbC8

Coming at you Thursday; a little goodbye gift. Not one episode, but TWO EPISODES. also, I picked the title for the last one. That’s my going-away present. I think you’ll find it fitting.

VOTE YE GOBLINS

It is TIME! For our last- ever no context episode title poll. GET DOWN HERE and vote for your favorite title for our episode dropping Thursday!! - Clown-to-Clown Communication - I Chumba His Wumba - We Strokin’ On Main? - Praise Dice Jesus

we would love to see a big bang ending for the show. If you’ve never participated in the episode title poll Monday, do it and tag a friend to help. Watch the episode Thursday. Shit, watch it twice. Tag us in a post saying goodbye. I’ll miss you all. And thank you.

b) doesn’t leave the room this show demands for the quality and comedy that you all deserve. Rather than water down the show until it’s mediocre and unrecognizable, im choosing to end with Thursday’s episode which is legitimately one of our best ever.

Hey guys, Alex the DM taking over for the bodiless soulless voice of the podcast to explain why the show is ending. It’s all on me. I’m too far into burn out to go the other way, and I’m working on some book stuff that’s a) fundamentally changing the way I write and b)

Hey goblins quick programming note; Thursday’s new episode day will be our last episode. More information to follow ❤️

If you’ve not listened to our episode, gosh golly we wish you would!! It’s got murder, mayhem, and werewolves! https://t.co/r4WB2RYC72

$15.99 with a Dice Subscription... just saying.

If you’ve ever been at a party where someone shoehorned in a game no one wanted to play, that is exactly the vibe of our newest episode. But like in a good way! https://t.co/r4WB2RYC72

You must watch as Mel finally meets a child she can stand. I was amazed! @CritStupid @tallnerdapollo @AnthonyLaFauci @diannasaurusr3x @DrunkScribe

Brain: What's it called when your mind is a blank slate? Me: Tabula rasa Brain: What if it's blank but it loves spaghetti? Me: Brain: Tabula Pasta Me: You can sto- Brain: What if it's blank but has a Jamaican accent? Me: No Brain: Tabula Rasta Me: *Waterboards brain with coffee*

If you’re busy pruning your garden or getting otherwise involved in a big day of heavy lawn work, here’s a Spotify link! https://t.co/UTbGGU94P6

We’ve had some episode title polls that were a dead heat, very exciting, neck and neck races. This week…wasn’t that. Coming at you THURSDAY. We’re all a little bit whores for garlic bread.

VOTE YE GOBLINS

It is MONDAY you already know that means it’s time for a NO CONTEXT EPISODE TITLE POLL. Belly up and help us pick a title for our episode coming THURSDAY! - Mashed Potato Brain -I’m a Garlic Bread Whore -3 Truths and a Cry -More Gay Than Youth