Any fool can write the same code twice. But real engineers design every system differently so they can be DRY.

Ooo digging in further, it might be our ElastiCache/RDS instances in AWS? #hugops where appropriate 😅

@heroku WTF? I thought these were supposed to go away until November #there_is_no_such_thing_as_free_lunch_even_if_you_pay_a_shitload_of_money_every_month

Just need to auto-schedule this tweet once a month now.....Heroku down yet again

If you are still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this status. I would just like to see how much common sense is still out there.

The 1st Amendment, 1984, and The Bible gotta be top 3 most cited material by people who didn’t read them

If a president is not impeached and removed from office for seeking to overthrow the government of the United States in order to remain in power, I don't know what the Framers of the Constitution meant by impeachment.

For November’s Election. DROP BOX LOCATIONS: 6 Ballot Drop Boxes (1 per Ward) in JC: Ward A - Public Library,  1841 JFK Blvd. Ward B - St. Peter’s University, Ward C - Hudson County Plaza,  Ward D - North District Police Station Ward E - City Hall Ward F - City Hall Annex

Do you know a school with WiFi, VPN and/or other networking issues? Are you a parent or a student and encountering Internet or network issues and can’t do distance learning because of it? Let me help! Dm me.

Amid America's #COVID19 disaster, I must come clean about a lie I spread as a health insurance exec: We spent big $$ to push the idea that Canada's single-payer system was awful & the U.S. system much better. It was a lie & the nations' COVID responses prove it. The truth: (1/6)

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own. ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR.

@JetBlue I see you responding to other tweets but ignoring this one, can you give us an update instead of continually punting the expected departure back thru the app? #jetblue #customerexperience

#GameOfThrones how bran won the iron throne

We had an educator come into the #NJTransit office, yesterday. Apparently the wheels on the bus go "round and round, round and round" and further, "all around the town". We will be investigating this potential improvement in 2021. #

By touching a prime number, you can reach a parallel universe. It is filled with rainbows and Christmas trees.

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