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RT @SoVeryBritish: Even though we’ve been building up to it for months… Britain still can’t believe it’s Christmas at the weekend.
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RT @SoVeryBritish: If you’re getting on the train before people can get off, may all your biscuits be slightly soggy.
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RT @SoVeryBritish: Overheard in London today:. “How you doing?”.“Yeah, clinging on”. Felt that.
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RT @SoVeryBritish: Serious announcement:. Please don’t put the wrappers back in the tub this Christmas. You know who you are.
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RT @SoVeryBritish: “Can I eat anything in the fridge?”.“No it’s for Christmas”.“What can I eat then?”.“There’s a piece of bread in the bin”….
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RT @SoVeryBritish: Imagine your partner getting you 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a….
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RT @SoVeryBritish: How to sort out your wardrobe: . 1. Take out clothes you don’t want.2. Decide you can’t live without them .3. Put them a….
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RT @SoVeryBritish: Hobbies & interests. - Snacking.- Staying in.- Hot drinks.- Looking out of the window.- Slapping thighs and saying “righ….
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RT @SoVeryBritish: Feeling tense about the fact the bin day schedule is about to go all over the place.
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RT @SoVeryBritish: A thin layer of frost and a slight gradient…. British people: “Fetch me the sledge”.
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RT @SoVeryBritish: Brit 1: “What do you fancy doing?”.Brit 2: “I don’t mind, what do you fancy?”.Brit 1: “Whatever you fancy”.Brit 2: “I ho….
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RT @SoVeryBritish: Ways to accept tea:. 1. “Only if you're having one”.2. <check watch> “Go on then”.3. “You sure?”.4. “Ooh yes please”.5.….
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RT @SoVeryBritish: Procedure for accepting a biscuit:. 1. Refuse the biscuit .2. Say “oh go on then, just one”.3. Eat whole packet.
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RT @SoVeryBritish: “I feel a bit Christmassy” - Translation: Let’s consume 50,000 calories of cheese and chocolate.
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RT @SoVeryBritish: Try saying these without sounding sarcastic:. 1. That's great.2. Good for you.3. Have fun.4. Fascinating .5. Thanks for….
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RT @SoVeryBritish: Constantly walking around the house thinking “right, what can I eat next?”.
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RT @SoVeryBritish: Meanings of "hmm":. I doubt it .Not sure.I suppose .Good idea!.Never thought of it like that.Not listening .Dubious .I….
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