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We've curated some of our favourite posts and stuck them up here - take a look :)
#nowbacktocrap
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#ManagementConsulting
should also teach you that NOBODY is sitting through a 200+ Powerpoint show
#LinkedIn
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Due to VERY popular demand. Improve your social profile after sacking all your staff by crying on the internet
#linkedin
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Gets talked into buying loads of stuff he didn't need then tells a sales rep that he's taught them a valuable lesson
#linkedin
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So professionals, how far did you run today? How long did you mediate? And what exhaustive soviet non fiction audiobook are you listening to?
#linkedin
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After a landslide of nominations, Josh from BAMF Media makes a triumphant return shooting proposals out of his arse
#linkedin
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All they wanted was a few quid but now they have to sit through Bryan’s coaching lessons
#LinkedIn
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If you’re stuck working from a studio flat - DO NOT zoom call this “story strategist”
#linked
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Everybody laughed.
Nobody thought that we would ever gain international recognition.
But who is laughing now!?
Thankyou to everyone who’s contributed to this account - it’s so much fun to run!
#NowBackToCrap
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Give it a few weeks between job applications to allow yourself to be ghosted then try again 👊🏻
#LinkedIn
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And the 3.7 GPA, Health Sciences major and internship at FB definitely didn't help get you the interview in the first place
#linkedin
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I can't believe I didn't include my prohibitively expensive hobbies on my resume. My mistake
#Linkedin
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Little kid spills some milk - spoiler alert, there is no business analogy
#my5yearoldsaid
#linkedin
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I know we don’t do parodies but.... go on then!
(Although you must’ve been avoiding the internet today if you haven’t seen it)
#linkedin
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Morning Professionals!
Adnan has hit 2500 followers so decided it’s a great time to reflect and ponder the meaning of life
#linkedin
AGREE?
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The ultimate
#LinkedIn
post:
Bragging about digging through the trash at movie theaters
Bragging about some nonprofit he used to work for
AND trying to shoehorn in an audience engagement question all in a single post
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2003: LinkedIn social network for professionals launches
2020: LinkedIn beauty tips!
#linkedin
#porefessionals
(sorry)
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Afternoon Professionals - today's analogy.... Pay your maid more and she'll do more work for you. Groundbreaking stuff
#linkedin
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What an insightful poll from Peter who I’m pretty sure, doesn’t really give a shit!
#linkedin
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I don’t need recognition for inviting a homeless guy to a MEDITATION CLASS... but 💁🏼♀️
#linkedin
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Due to popular demand - the hard on his luck fella who lives in a room with his family. Spoiler alert: HE GOT THE JOB!
#linkedin
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Morning professionals. If you're struggling with the January Blues, take note. You can find inspiration anywhere.
Literally. Anywhere.
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For people saying “he meant his old CEO” do you think I care? This post is wank regardless
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“Many students have had their internships cancelled BUT I HAVEN’T. In fact I now have a job”
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