Craig
@CraigAJ
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Unforgettable day meeting the Everton squad at Alder Hey with George! Magical 💙
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Yeah, pretty sure these two things aren’t linked!!
UK unemployment rate rises to 5.2%, the highest in nearly five years
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Fans high up in the Stanley Park trees and workmen on the Park End building site watch the first half of Everton's 'Great Escape' Premiership clash with Wimbledon in May 1994 🔵⚽️
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Prince Andrew
According to Simon Jordan, when Palace sacked Trevor Francis on this day in 2003, "He just sat there quietly & said 'But it's my birthday'."
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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, the BBC understands
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“When a plot against the Emperor failed the plotters were always given a chance to let their families keep their fortunes.” THE GODFATHER PART II (1974) RIP one of my favourite Actors of all time — the immensely talented ROBERT DUVALL. He was 95. https://t.co/slk5MWArDw
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My new collection of short stories - Boomerang Process- is available to pre order now. https://t.co/3GirbLvuQb
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Me when my alarm went off this morning:
“What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense.” — Franz Kafka
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This reminds me of Bielsa getting interviewed for the Everton job and (apparently) telling Moshiri he wanted to live in one of those shite new builds by Finch Farm 😂
Overheard a bloke on the tube the other day saying that Thomas Frank still lives on his road in Richmond. That’s never going to cut it. You need a manager who’s sleeping at the training ground, ‘living’ in a hotel suite, slowly ruining his life for the club. Not a commuter.
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If you vote for these, don’t cry about it when you’re in the office 5 days a week (for absolutely no reason) with no sick pay and nothing to do at the weekend because you’re knackered and they’ve defunded the arts and anything remotely fun.
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He’s literally just said “work life balance = bad” and people are going to vote for this. He wants you to work 60+ hrs a week in the office and have absolutely no pleasure at all. And these cunts call Corbyn a “lunatic” for wanting an extra bank holiday (on St George’s day btw)
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance "People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense. They're more productive being with other fellow human beings"
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Eeeee all the centrists in the replies here. And they have the audacity to call the left a cult.
I urge all my colleagues to come together, remember our values and put them into practice as a team. The Prime Minister has my full support in leading us to that end. 3/3
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"The distraction needs to end, and the leadership in Downing Street needs to change" Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar calls on Keir Starmer to stand down as prime minister Follow live: https://t.co/CwxuLGeoxX
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Joe Wrong’un, more like
Everyone in MAGA world loves and trusts Mike Benz. He may be the most admired “research guy” on the right. He just went on Joe Rogan to explain that Epstein did nothing wrong.
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Dress for the job you want (Mid 00s call centre manager)
Here's David Moyes and a 23-year-old Mikel Arteta speaking after Everton had beaten Newcastle 2-0 at Goodison Park to seal a top four place in May 2005 🔵⚽️ 📽️ Uploaded by @chazaroberts
https://t.co/aaK9BNFV3L
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I dont think you people even enjoy the process of living at this point
indian wedding buffet is a scam. i always leave regretting something. so i built BuffetGPT 😠 an ai agent that scans entire buffet and gives you a game plan. it uses computer vision to detect every dish, then optimizes what to eat, what to skip, and how much based on actual
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J Dilla's Donuts turns 20 today. Released the week of his death, the songs on Dilla's signature production opus are pure postmodern art. Read why we named it one of the best albums of the 2000s: https://t.co/voEcqousYa
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i’ve never laughed harder oh my god pls stop what you’re doing and press play haahaahahhahaha
Singer Craig David has gone viral after sharing a video of himself trying to rescue a flying fish in the Maldives. Click the link in bio for more 🔗
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