Phone calls suck. So, we bought a giant telephone car, raised $65,000,000, and now we're fixing them with AI. 🧵

The secret is out. You can now call Santa and ask for whatever you want. He might just get you something... 🎁

We shipped a lot this year. 🚀 Here's a recap of our biggest product launches from 2025 and a preview of what's next in 2026. Huge thanks to our customers, power users, and partners for building alongside us! Read here: https://t.co/gOK675hkiK

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Everyone wants an AI Voice Agent. That’s why for Cyber Monday, we’ll build you one for free. If you’ve ever wanted to see how an interactive AI agent could handle your business’s phone calls, now’s the perfect time. No need to book a call. No need to pay anything. You can

Introducing our newest feature: Knowledge Insights Now on Bland, when your agent is unable to answer a specific question, our system automatically flags it with full context. From there, you can add an answer, dismiss it, or link it to an existing response. Once resolved, that

Your mom just made the front cover of Business Insider! On a Bland billboard, of course. Want customer service so good even your mom will enjoy? Try it today: https://t.co/Pf3SurNVxx https://t.co/eoCtOThCGU

We’re excited to share that @KIN is now using Bland to power their customers interactions! Check the article out here: https://t.co/6AFwNS1NU9

In February of 2000, Salesforce started their rise to becoming a $231B empire by staging a protest in front of Oracle's largest conference. 25 years later we de decided to return the favor.

heyyyy im the Bland phone car > just moved to SF > love long rides through downtown > always excited for boba or andytown looking to make friends let me know if you want to grab a coffee!

This morning, I walked out of Dreamforce and saw a massive red telephone car parked on the street. Not “regular car” massive. Cartoon massive. The kind that makes you do a double take and wonder if you're having a stroke. Next to it stood people holding signs. "Your vaporware

Live from the Dreamforce conference: Bland AI has set up a giant telephone car today outside Salesforce’s conference with protesters holding signs with sayings like “Your vaporware must ship eventually”, “No more AI on top of a 30 year old stack.", and "You can't rebrand your

40 years ago, they said phone trees were supposed to help us. Now, humanity spends 900 million hours on hold every year. At Bland, we're giving people their time back. No hold times. No frustration. Just conversations that actually work.

Today, we're excited to announce Personas: Your company's voice, across every channel. With full memory across every interaction, one Persona can handle web chat, SMS, voice, and phone calls in ways that are not only realistic, but truly omnichannel. With Personas: -Support

We let college students do a live interview with AI. Pass the interview → Get a job Want to try it yourself? Give Bland a call: https://t.co/XPOfec1gwM

We figured out how to make phone calls feel human again. Bland learns your pacing, your pauses, your timing - then syncs with you so it’s actually enjoyable to call.

Bland lets your AI speak any language. Now, we’re enabling your team to do the same. Introducing Live Translate. Any language, any accent, handled by Bland.

We're thrilled to announce Dean Cormier has joined Bland as our Chief Sales Officer! Dean has a legendary background, spending 15 years at Salesforce before leading Ironclad as their CSO from 10-100M.

Start building here: https://t.co/qBpGkJguQR Or if you’re an enterprise, you can talk to us here:

We just slid into the pockets of WhatsApp’s 3 billion users. Bland now handles WhatsApp calls and texts from the same agent pathways you've already built. Zero extra setup. Infinite reach. And just as realistic. Call it yourself or start building your own agent right now👇