Rhysie J
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Ref: “It’s only a friendly lads take it easy”
Trai Hume: “Hold my deer”
@hume_trai
#SAFC
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Hands down.
THEE best “Can’t park there m8”
I’ve ever seen.
Prove me wrong 😂
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29 years old until i found this out.
My mind is completely blown WTF 🤯🤯🤯
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All fun and games til ya bump into ya mar in Asda, and she’s got 2 ribeyes, a Bottle of Wine and a pack of throat lozenges
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Hats off to single fathers everywhere, seen this absolute gent, pushing hes babies up a hill in the pissing down rain for 5 minutes. Woulda offered him a lift, but i was smoking in the van so thought of the kids health 💙
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RIP DJ Casper, this video is from 2018, 2g of the finest Auntie Mandddyyy. I will pay tribute and do a remake next weekend…… With K, pray for Rhysie
#ChaChaSlide
#DJCasper
Lad who made the Cha Cha Slide just died, anyone got the vid of
@CptnPubWatch
doing a load of gear to it? Account that had it got deleted ffs man 😂😭
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Absolutely buzzing with it, thank you mate !!!!
@__Bullfrog
for ya ink folks, cracking job my pal 😎
#TheExtraTesticle
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It was only on an A4 sheet of paper it just took him fuckin ages
Katie Price's son Harvey Price has set a world record for the longest drawing of a train.
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My mate Joshy Gee, doing Zante in style, looked like he’d been kicked to fk after
#SplattamaWhitbread
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If you prefer the winter and dark miserable nights, over the long beautiful summer nights, you’re either a burglar or a rapist
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When the punters asking too many questions so ya tell him to gan have a look himself
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Just found this video from my stay in Dublin last summer, i must say the room service was canny 🍽
#MyDebtBillJustKeepsDublin
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So some local lad from SR5 was after a Thai massage, and my pal told him. “Theres one in town, and if ya want a happy ending ya wait til the end and roll over and tak ya boxers off”
Hes arnly rolled owa at the end with a raging hard on and the bird rang the bizzies hahahahahahah
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Aye, til that one beer the kind lady decided to give you, leads you to get a packet. Next thing yanar, its Sunda, ya in the same clothes, ya owe £500 out, ya sitting skint, texting the missus to try get back in the gaff, and West Ham got beat… Cheers love, but i’ll av an orange
As West Ham fans collected their tickets for tonight’s game against Silkeborg, staff from the club came out and handed out free beers.
That is top class! 🍻👏
#WHUFC
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Only bad thing about this weather is have the windows open and end up with the cast of bugs life chillin in my front room
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Her Instagram photos VS her in the local boozer on a weekend
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaha
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This is far too funny not share with the twitter world by the way. Worse drug experience of my life 😂😂😂 THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
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As if the undercover Bizzies are cutting about as if they’re dropping Half Qs of StarDawg off on Surrons 🤦🏻♂️
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Happy New Year everyone ! Just tried to shoot a firework out me mouth, must be a dud
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Bet shes got a sore head today, with her 9 kids running about
#DisgustinTimberlake
#DisgustinBeiber
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Got diabetes
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What a beautiful, kitchen utensil, I have just had delivered 👍🏻 18g metal piece of cowie, gonna be serving slugs up like LineArdo Da Vinci at the weekend🤺
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This guy is called Mousey, he came to hes first rave with me at the age of 18. He was (and still is), my little apprentice, just came across this video from a few months back of me giving him hes 21st birthday card. He earned it 😎 🐭 💙
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Well, just received my Dads ashes back there. Rather than scatter them, im gonna put them in a chicken vindaloo, cos i want him to dribble out my arse one last time
#RestEasyPappadom
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Imagine tho, stood in a kitchen at 4 o’clock in the morning, and Ryan Garcia is fulla sniff , skitzed off he’s heed talking about conspiracy theories and hoying body shots every time ya walk past him or lean down for a line, fk that for a laugh, taxi, there’s away, tra 👋🏻
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Yazzy Dee was realun
People always talk about French Snapchat…. UK Snapchat is just as funny
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Morning Twitter, just put half of it in my Weetabix, the rest of the banana has dragged its self down to the GUM clinic, to get its self checked out in case I’ve gave it out 😂😂😂
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Taking it back to the days when i was giving out free haircuts during lockdown, off my very barnacle, looking fresh boss man 💈
#TheRealStrimShady
#OsamaStrimLaden
#StrimmySaville
#StrimdlersList
#StrimstonChurchill
#MenBehavingBaldly
#BartStrimpson
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Might as well gan all out and get Sam Fender on at half time
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BANG. EXPLOSION. EVERYBODIES DEAD.
Gun to your head, what song can you recite word for word without messing up?
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Never in my life , have i walked out of the stadium after a loss, never mind a 3-0 loss, also against Newcastle, and everyone was still smiling (90%anyway). Had a class day, we lost, but we lost with pride. Still singing after the final whistle. All in all, good day 🔴⚪️
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Luton Town have just won promotion to the premier league, this is the away entrance to their ground 🤯🤯
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As if the Borrussi Dortmund page have posted this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA … Theres away , tra tra 👋🏻
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Sitting in Turkey and my pal has just sent me this from North Hylton Road…
This is what happens when ya try nick legs of lamb from Lidl, Oh god how ive missed SR5
#CanHeDoItOnAColdRainyNightInSR5
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Just been told, the lad is only 16. WTF 😳 no way, well played son hahaha
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Put Santas goodies out last night, for him and hes reindeer. Woke up this morning and the lot was gone, so happy I contributed towards the delivery of all the kids presents 🥰. I just hope Santa didnt get pulled on the A19 off the coppers
#RudolfsPawWillBeSwingingAllowa
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I see Mo Salah is still carrying that injury, nightmare for Liverpool fans
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Imagine a rubber dinghy washing up on the South Coast of the Channel in France, full of foreign women, going back to all the war and hunger, cos they are fleeing the UK from Joey Barton hahahahahahahahaha
Eni Aluko says she has fled the country in fear for her safety after Joey Barton's vile comments about her
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Too funny not to share with Twitter this, my Facebook is full of complete gold hahahaha
#MarkWheely
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This lil GEM 💎 popped up on my memories , Cant remember writing it, well played Rhys lad 👏🏻
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The face, the club.
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@RH_1872
Peter Enkleman, blackburn goalie at one point, let a throw in, gonin hes own net, but it rolled over hes foot i think 😂😂😂
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“Sunderland turned out, the place was red and white, I could hear them singing Wise men from the changing rooms” 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️
“You know the names I want, Eubank, Benn, get any of them down ere”
@ChrisEubankJr
Yessss
@JOSHPBK
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At one point i even brayed me arn mar
#ShesAssualtOfTheEarthHerMind
#AssaultAndPepperChips
#AssaultBae
#CrimdamDene
#ViolenceOfTheMams
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My lass, whos from Pennywell, asked why I didnt do this for her ???
Secretly learning Korean for a year, just so you can surprise your wife with it on her wedding day, is stuff made from movies.
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£50 for whoever can guess what he said. Its amazing what a fat bomb of mandy can do
#MDMAmazing
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FA cup semi finals should never be played at Wembley simple as that
This atmosphere and amount of empty seats for an FA Cup SEMI FINAL is sad to see…
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1 more corner either team. Bags, Slags, Fuck The Mags.
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He looks familiar
Burnley fans to Manchester City fans at Turf Moor tonight..
“We support, we support, we support our local team…” 😬
#TwitterClarets
#MCFC
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Good set of kids right there, parents should be proud 🥰
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Absolute unreal fighting tackle, specially when ya in Spain, and its uncut, unlike the 5% and 4.6% bashed gear ya see in the UK
5.4%, wallop, tellys owa the balcony the lot, tra tra tra 👋🏻
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The greatest boxer of my generation, RIP , absolutely shocked at this like 🥊 💙 🪽
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Benjamin Mendy has had more attempts at rape this season (7), than Callum Wilson has had attempts on goal (4) 💩
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Avin a pint down the Quayside and some lads from down south recognised me from twitter… The Only had a spare ticket for me for the match, fkn rights was we chanting Sunderland songs in the Gallowgate end 🏴⚽️🔴⚪️ FTM, cheers for a wicked night lads 👍🏻
#RhysiesssNotComingggHome
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If you know you know
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Arsehole mouth
I Say Madam I Bloody Say Watt Sorcery Do We Have Here 😳👌
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Can’t believe how quiet Newcastle were if that’s what loyalty points/Saudi money gets you I want no part
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The only time i will ever condone someone being robbed on the run up to Christmas 😂😂😂😂😂, tra tra 👋🏻
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