Captain Pickles™️ o.O! 🏴☠️
@Cpt_Pickleso_O
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Zesty, Salty & Delicious Conspiracy Theory Connoisseur Conspiracy-loving captain sailing the internet with a salty wit that could pickle any debate.
Citizen of the World
Joined April 2022
💯 This is the message we should be promoting. There are 2 sides at war: >It is not Left and Right - We all want housing, food, job, security for us our kids. >The sides at war - The Haves and the Have Nots We ALL lose with violence, WE the People must come together as One.
This 👇
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Here’s the guy in charge of Border Parrol in Chicago. Yesterday he threw gas at peaceful protesters. What does he resemble to you?
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This is the homie that died trying to escape ICE yesterday on 264, in Norfolk. He was 24 yrs old.... may those responsible, know the pain his family feels. Rest easy, nephew.
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@TheRickWilson Dates are further down in the thread, for those keeping track: Paul Mellon flew on the Lolita Express in Mar 1998. https://t.co/T9t9s5mGSy
Paul Mellon (Father of Timothy Mellon who paid the $130 million bribe for the troops), Sarah Ferguson (on the ground as noted in news reports)
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Say hi to this Banana or your November will be ruined.
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An attack on AMERICANS, not a state.
🚨 SEC @SecDuffyCA: “I’m about to pull $160M from California and as we pull more money, we also have the option of pulling California’s ability to issue commercial driver’s licenses.“
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So true today. I prefer ET's, that fate is less scarry 🤪
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He is on list, but kept his tighty whities on 🙃
Absolutely insane.
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FREE UKRAINE WHOLE OF UKRAINE !
FREE UKRAINE!
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@Cpt_Pickleso_O @CarolynGarman5 @MonstersInMyBed @GNOBOTS @jaxckie2 @MTPSU1987 @SassiestMinx @IndictmentTime @BaddCompani @RunningWDems @lalalitalive @JanieChuckles @Lov_dem66 @homma2x @Wellness4You13 @thetrueshelby Ok ok it's 8:30 PM ET this weekend just dies not want to end on how busy I am. #WeThePeople
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Paranoia has set in. I hope his ballroom collapses.
He knows they would both turn him down, so he's simply trying "reject" them first.
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Listen up everyone! Frank Nutz has stopped gargling tRumps balls long enough to deliver a message. THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
You only like it when Russia sponsors your treasonous insurrection to attack our Capitol and hang VP Pence. Traitors like you don't speak for Americans like US.
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@TheMaineWonk 😡WHY Trump wants to DIVERT Americans from realizing his ongoing SUPPORT of PEDOPHILIA: 🤮 The "Pussy Committee", according to journalist Michael Wolff, is a term used by TRUMP & EPSTEIN to describe their efforts to find underage girls for Prince Andrew‼️ https://t.co/aWwH8aSWNv
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Just got bitten/stung by a fire ant. Little f’xker. Surprisingly painful. I need thicker fur.
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🤣🙃👍
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ZePlan 2 0 2 6 ?
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Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
BREAKING In a surprising trend, MAGA supporters by the thousands are demolishing the East sides of their houses.
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