Matt The Window Cleaner 💙
@CowenMatt
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Music, Film, Football (Chelsea for my sins), left of centre, trying to do the right thing but not always succeeding
Reading, UK
Joined July 2011
Just smashed middle age!! Came home from work and lay in a hot bath listening to this!
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Miles Davis · album · 1959 · 21 songs
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So, Twitter/X/Musk & Trump Platform has become a complete cesspit of human cuntery! If it’s not a stream of OnlyFans bots, adverts for utter shite or knuckle dragging raciest w@nkers, it’s now two muppets with faces moulded out of Play-dough peddling nonsense! App deleted! ✌🏼🖕🏼
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Craftverk!
Klangphonics is a three-piece techno band from Regensburg, Germany, incorporating the sound of a sewing machine
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Do we now have to call it Giant Wotsits Henge? #stonehenge #juststopoil
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😂😂😂😂😂 Joey Barton to pay Jeremy Vine £75,000 over defamatory posts - BBC News
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Ok, just stumbled upon this on @NetflixUK ! How did I miss this first time round? Watched 6 episodes in a row! Great stuff from @idriselba #turnupcharlie
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That’s all very well but by 25 I owed a house with my wife which, in this country is a minor miracle!!
By the age of 25, Sir Isaac Newton invented Calculus, Binomial theorem, and discovered the universal law of gravity.
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As the year is ending, post a GIF that describes how 2023 went
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What's a perfect album that came out when you were 21? Amazing concert becomes amazing album.
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And here I am, back in my happy place! 😊 #BBCGhosts
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My son has just come off The PlayStation after playing “Call Of Duty: The Cold War”. He was telling me how well he got on. I asked him if he knew what the Cold War was? He didn’t. Yeah, don’t bother trying to explain that to a 13 year old boy!
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This is/was insane
I’m not quite sure how to explain what’s happened tonight, because it’s still happening - but here goes… At 4:40pm I jumped on a train from London to Edinburgh.. It was comfy, it was quiet In hindsight, too good to last…
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That’s it. Admin has had enough of people asking us to change our fries. I know they’re not great. I don’t cook them, I just talk to you lot. So brb, I’m off to spend some time gathering your comments, then going to have a word with the big man. Show your support. #PrayForAdmin
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Is it worth me watching this if I haven’t watched #StarWarsRebels #Ahsoka
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When I heard all the booing and shouting of abuse at @HomeOfCricket on Sunday I thought @MrNishKumar must have been arriving for another gig!
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Had the pleasure of meeting @Bonjourmillar in the services on the M5 yesterday. What a bloody lovely fella! Didn’t even mind me bending his ear for 5 mins!
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