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@CowboyCentaur

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I enjoy playing tabletop rpgs, making paper miniatures and terrain. I'm married to a viking cyborg. also a Scottish lord with land holdings in Saline

Kansas City
Joined July 2011
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@CowboyCentaur
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5 years
Looking for someone who makes custom dice, or a signal boost to find someone who does. Steel was my friend for his entire life of 21 years and died 3 years ago. I’d like to make a set of dice out of some of his bones so we can keep adventuring together.
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3 days
False alarm i guess. Godammit.
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4 days
Well i might have found someone on Etsy who can make my dice. Here's hoping!!!
@CowboyCentaur
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5 years
Looking for someone who makes custom dice, or a signal boost to find someone who does. Steel was my friend for his entire life of 21 years and died 3 years ago. I’d like to make a set of dice out of some of his bones so we can keep adventuring together.
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28 days
Shoot i'm almost ready to download WhatsApp and Telegram so they keep talking to me i'm so dang lonely.
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28 days
So its been 16 days since ive had a day iff, & won't have one for another 8. the last 6 days i've worked 16 hour shifts. Lol, after 10pm my wife and kids go to bed & legit trying to be as nice as i possibly can to the scammers just so i'll have someone to talk to all night.
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1 month
My last day off was last Wednesday, and my next day off will be the friday after next. 16 hour shifts for the rest of this week and 12 hour shifts for the remainder of next week. Then after my one day off im scheduled for 10 more days. I cant wait to fucking quit this job.
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2 months
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4 months
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5 months
Well i just found out starting sunday i have to work eight 12 hour graveyard shifts in a row and im running out of places to express my dislike of it. And my boss had the nerve to ask me if i had any big plans for mothers day. Bro, you scheduled me on on mothers day.
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5 months
My son is strong, and handsome. He will one day rule the Mage'a Guild.
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6 months
At the vets office where my daughter works they do a letter of the day kind of thing where everyone draws something starting with whatever letter it is that day and my daughter has been dominating the board with monsters. (And yes she realized she spelled Gnoll wrong)
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7 months
So my son was at the computer watching youtube and sanding on some PLA parts we 3d printed for a cosplay he's working on, and got plastic dust all over the keyboard. I asked him to vacum it up and clean up after himself.
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7 months
Im pretty bummed out that those shitkickers at @audacity are canceling @johnnydare ive listened to the morning show for 20 years. In a roundabout way I'd never have gotten into d&d if not for that show.
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10 months
Shouldn't have shot him in the back is about the only criticism i have, but that's probably just the cowboy in me. You're going to draw down on someone who done you wrong, put your holes in the front of them.
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11 months
RE: WOTC's OGL debacle awhile back. This is probably the funniest joke ive ever made.
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3 years
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11 months
Emily is psyched for this fight! Iron mike is gonna moiderize the guy. Shoutout to Boozy Lou's tattoo and Sushi, Raytown Mo for staying open for us. Best $34 ive ever spent.
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1 year
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1 year
If you're the one who's always reaching out to your friends, then you dont have any friends. You're just an acquaintance who annoys people he knows periodically.
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1 year
You mean real men dont scurry off right to the CEO to tattle for their own benefit when coworkers discuss unionizing like @HulkHogan did with @GovJVentura?
@mask_bastard
meme bastard 💚
1 year
Can anyone give me a HELL YEAH?
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1 year
I remember when most if not all of my friends were on here. One by one they all drifted away or just stopped responding.
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