The clock is ticking, the teams are converging and now it won’t take long For this clue keep in mind the title of a Red Hot Chili Peppers song Be smart and safe and stay away from the railroad tracks If you’re at the corner of 12th and Santa Fe, you’re close and that’s a fact

Have you made it down into the West Bottoms? If not, where the hell you at? Because to find the elusive Easter Keg you need to be where I once yelled “FAT!”

But if you’re down there listen closely to the words I have to say If you’re driving WEST down the 12th Street bridge you’ll soon need to turn the other way

Do you want clues? DO YOU WANT CLUES??! Well boys and girls, I got ‘em! You’ll want to head WEST down 12th Street down into the West Bottoms Don’t worry that there may be others between ya You’ll find the keg hiding just NORTHEAST of the former Kemper Arena

NORTH of The Golden Ox, EAST of Restaurant Depot the madness will begin And no, we didn’t hide the Keg at the Edge of Hell again But if you’re there, you’re getting closer and here’s another clue The Easter Keg waits EAST of Hickory and SOUTH of Union Avenue

Do you think you know where you’re headed now? Don’t let this next clue fool ya If you are SOUTH of the Downtown Airport you can soon say a hop-filled hallelujah

NORTHWEST from the Crossroads is where you’ll find the frosty chalice It’s also just WEST Municipal Auditorium and good ol’ Barney Alice

Head NORTH from Liberty Memorial and the WW1 Museum, which I can tell you both are quite dandy Back in the 80s you could go there at night to score some blow and get yourself a handy

And here’s a couple more clues that you can have that should give a little thrill The Easter Keg waits for you WEST of T Mobile Center and EAST from the 403 Club and Strawberry Hill

NORTH from Brookside, SOUTH from Riverside it’s time to keep on truckin’ It’s also WEST from the K where the Royals will keep on suckin’

If you’re headed NORTHEAST from Turner or Argentine you’re headed in the right direction But hurry or you will soon miss out on this Easter Keg perfection

If you’re on the JoCo side in Merriam or Shawnee heading NORTHEAST would be good It’s also due NORTH of Mission Hills, Prairie Village and Leawood

So get to hoppin’, don’t be stoppin’ and there’s one more thing that we know The Easter keg awaits SOUTHEAST of the Argosy and SOUTHWEST of the new Bally’s Casino

The teams are inching ever closer to where our frothy friend is hidin’ So listen closely to the next clue of which I am providin’ Head SOUTHWEST from Gladstone and this much more I’ll report It’s NORTHWEST from the Grandview Triangle and SOUTH of the new airport

Budweiser gave us a whole bunch of swag, including a Morning Show cooler But to win it you’ll need to head NORTHEAST from where I gave up being a high schooler

And here’s another hint for that’s even more impacting Head NORTH from Avila where Jake spent his folks money getting a lucrative degree in acting

And here’s another tip to help you on your way so that you don’t have to beg Drive WEST from Blue Springs, the town that gave birth to our ol’ chunky Gregg

The clues are bringing you ever closer, and your heads must all be spinnin’ Head EAST from the Kansas Speedway if it’s those tickets you wanna be winnin’

But to achieve said hop filled holiday, listen to the following things Head NORTHEAST from Gardner and Edgerton and SOUTHWEST from Excelsior Springs!

A $500 gift card from Harry’s Wine Beer and Liquor is more than some can afford But should you find the Easter Keg, you can spend Sunday tying one on with The Lord!