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Chris Bungard

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Globe travelling square-go’er from Holytown, Scotland. Professional Mixed Martial Artist.

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Joined May 2011
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
Flip this bad boy on its side and indoor football was the best thing about school.
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
2 years
Teachers: “Take a seat.” The seat:
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
Never forget Walter Smith carrying Tommy Burns coffin... always puts things into perspective. Football to one side... a great manager. God bless.🙏🏼
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
For you big man @ArturBoruc Haha WHAT.. A.. DAY!!! 🍀
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
FUCK this Coronavirus & FUCK Margaret Thatcher. God bless.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
Drap me aff first mate I'm working in a few hour...
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
This isn’t getting talked about enough for me. The roll through that rats legs. Too much sauce @Oedouard22
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
8 months
50k cheering when he blew for a free kick instead of the goal. Priceless haha
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
The greatest "that's plenty" ever.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
It’s the hope the kills THEM!!! Every time.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
18 years today Still Game aired. Timeless patter. What's your favourite episode?
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
Cuddling strangers with joy in a football stadium is what the sport is all about.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
14th of December 2019. My heart is broken in ways I never knew existed. My papa, John Bungard has sadly passed away. He is the reason I am the man I am today. I love you more than anything on this earth. You beautiful human being, a gentleman that would do anything for anyone.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
Fuck you Halliday ya fucking reptile. Staunch helmet sniffer.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Let's fucking do this Selick!!
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
You wan legged fat bastard.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
At least they stayed another year, worked their arse off until we won it back. Unbelievable servants to the club. Total professionals 🍀
@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
2 years
⚡️ Invincibles ✅ Double Treble Winners ✅ Treble Treble Winners ✅ Quadruple Treble Winners 🏆 #cinchPrem Champions #CelticFC can announce that Tom Rogic & Nir Bitton will be leaving the club after nearly 10 years in Paradise. Good luck Tom & Niro from everyone at #CelticFC !🍀
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Look at your face. Look to your laurels.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
Are they still coming?
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
What about big balls Ange throwing on a 16 year old for a debut chasing a goal in a must win game.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
9 months
Rivalry aside a hope he’s deed.
@celtic_now
Celtic Now And Forever
9 months
Really hope he’s got long term damage
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
Wonder what yer next album would sound like after I ripped yer voice box out ya pellet.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
A dildo in thatchers dead arse.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
Vermin of Scotland.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
Dressed like ma maw at Seaton sands.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
30 games undefeated btw. YER CHAMPIONS OF SCOTLAND!!! GLASGOW CELTIC 🍀
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
Probably my favourite part of yesterday. I lost my shit when I seen this.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
Can't belive we've just got a point at Wembley against a nation that's won every World Cup and Euros since the 60's. Unreal!
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
I'd say catch ye but he'd probably drap it.
@Record_Sport
Daily Record Sport
3 years
Vasilis Barkas 'set' for Celtic exit as transfer interest arrives from Italy for flop goalkeeper
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
We took a risk and it didn't go our way. That's life. All love. Thanks for the support. 💚
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
6 years
Officially signed a multi fight contract with one of the biggest promotions in the world @BellatorMMA The first ever Scottish fighter to do so. Thanks for all the messages, I see them all. #History #LineThemUpJimmy
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
See they burds that fall in love dead easy after like a week? Thats how I feel about Ange Postecoglou and I'm totally fine with it.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
Get it right fucking up ye ya fat cheerleading sausage ye 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
Up the @CelticFC What a fucking day. Thank you for all the support, a day I’ll never forget.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
You absolute hero @ArturBoruc 💚
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
Yassssssss. Keep them coming hahahh
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
Where did he do his 24 year? Love Island? 😂😂
@jamesenglish0
James English
3 years
Podcast finished with London’s Kevin Lane who just got released from prison yesterday after serving 24 years inside for a murder he says he didn’t commit 🎤
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
The only good thing about this is that the English are raging.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
1 month
That penalty is an absolute joke and I’ll hear nothing else. AJ nicks the ball then Silva dives and it turns the game. Simple as that. When you celebrate a draw like a win says it all.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Dreams without goals are just dreams.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Celtic top and the rebels blaring with a tint of bad moon rising.
@McGinleyBhoy180
Bryan McGinley
4 years
@CowaBungard What's the walk-on plans?
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
"May you always be courageous Stand upright and be strong May you stay forever young." Meet Orlaith Bungard everyone. 5:59am ~ 22/12/21 ~ 7.3lbs
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
Some celtic fans saying the Scottish cup on Sunday doesn't mean anything now. Wake up man, take it all in and enjoy history being made because it will never be done again. #TheQuadrupleTreble
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Tae the 9. 🥃
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Whether it be a kind message the past week or even attending today. It fills my heart knowing people would give up their time on Christmas Eve to pay their respects to my papa. With a tear in my eye I thank each and every one of you. Tae John 🥃 & have a Merry Christmas.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
A suppose 9 league titles and a possible quadruple treble will have to do. Still the fucking bullocks!
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Fuck this rat! Classless feeble wee cockroach that he is. 2 second job.
@Record_Sport
Daily Record Sport
4 years
Nacho Novo issues Phil O'Donnell family apology as ex-Rangers star says sorry after tasteless social media jibe
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
Just a wee message. If anyone is struggling right now, reach out to me. Even if you dont like me, I'm there. Drop me a message on any of my social media pages. Let's turn this shit around. Have a nice day. 😊
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
The greatest photo ever taken. I won't hear any different.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
1 year
I'll say it. Johnston is a better overall player than Juranovic.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
Can already feel Thursdays hangover.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Tbh I don't know what guy they mean in this picture.
@thisisibrox
This Is Ibrox - Your Rangers Podcast
4 years
💬 Underrated @RangersFC players, who’s yours?
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
It’s coming Rome!
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
8 months
Fuck rangers and the crown. Good day to the rest.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
Never change ma man 😂😂😂😂
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Walking out to @christymoore45 in the 3 Arena, the old "Point theatre" where he performed so many times. Wearing my @CelticFC top with pride to headline @BellatorMMA #240 "Brotherhood against the fascist clan"
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Bayern to win/Neymar to cry into his sisters fanny double. Handy.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
Hope yer hurting Naismith you little goblin fuck.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
My cats now on medication for anxiety and depression.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
1 year
When you were 2 days deep at TITP and you just fancied a wee lie down on the grass on front of the main stage.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
1 year
Get it right up ye ya fat Tory sausage
@1888badr
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We caught the biggest tory cunt of the LOT
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Rangers fans hanging on to @DMcIntyreWWE hopes of beating Lesnar at Wrestlemania this weekend. To be fair its the only chance they have of gold this season but know this Drew, you can run up mountains with barrels all you want but you wouldn't last 5 seconds in my world mf'r.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
FTQ
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
Fucking yassssssss!! Cammmannnn! Toughest one yet.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Give me joy in my heart give me Larsson.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Im looking forward to when my country goes to shit, mad max style. Then I will lead an alliance of honourable rebels to take back what’s ours and kill all these corrupt lying cunts and give the people, our people what they really deserve. #VivaLaResistance
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Never forget your place.
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@Joey7Barton
👑 Joey Barton 👑
4 years
Come on the Teddy Bears 🇬🇧
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Chris Bungard
3 years
Best days of our lifes. Music is everything.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
When I was little I used to buy the Celtic view every week. Massive white pages, free posters etc. My room was full of them. Now I have a four page spread and on the front cover of one. Madness. @CelticFC @BellatorMMA 💚🍀
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
Stay in your lane Noam before you do yourself a mischief. I’ll hit you so hard you’ll think your back in tha garage again sniffing Mikey Whiplash’s fishnets. You’ve been warned.
@NoamDar
SUPERNOVA11
5 years
I’d like to cordially invite @ScottBrown8 for a square go at Braehead Arena April 19th & 20th. @WWE @NXTUK @WWEUK
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Tommy Twists Tommy Turns Tommy Burns
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
The best thing to happen to us this season. #BackWithABang
@RangersFC
Rangers Football Club
4 years
FULL-TIME: Celtic 1-2 Rangers What a way to end the decade! 👊👊
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
Recovery day and some good food with @kierantierney1 Some spot. Enjoy your week everyone. Outwork them all.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
11 months
Nowhere else on the planet. NOWHERE!
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
If you sing about people that have died of cancer then you will always be a scumbag. You never know what the future will hold for your own family or loved ones.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
As a player: League titles (5) Scottish Cups (4) League cups (2) As a manager: League titles (5) Scottish Cups (4) League Cups (1) Lifted 21 trophies and got to a european final. A true Celtic hero and a REAL Celtic man. God bless Neil Francis Lennon. 🍀
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Chris Bungard
5 years
Seriously though, how good are we. Top of both tables. 🙌🏼🍀
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Chris Bungard
2 years
Not much said about the plane flying the 56 banner over Ibrox on Sunday. Another rid neck. Must have went in the bin with that ridiculous Old Firm cardboard walkout.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Yes this is my video. Yes I say "so dae a" And yes I bless them. Year ago. What a day man. Few hundred strong HWG!
@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
For you big man @ArturBoruc Haha WHAT.. A.. DAY!!! 🍀
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Chris Bungard
4 years
This guy just told me he’s treating me to a few vodkas in Romania with the money he won on my fight. Grey goose on the rocks ma man haha @paulthetim 🍀
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
Alex Rae absolute raging about the pens. Nice wee straight leg from jack and elbow from Morelos. Speak about them gollem.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
Ain’t nothing wrong with going down. It’s staying down that’s wrong. CELTIC GLASGOW!! 🍀
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
One of the greatest strikers ever... and Ronaldo.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
Awwww man! What a feeling jumping about with my papa there. Nothing compares to the love of your football team. 💚
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
3 years
With all due disrespect. FUCK the tories.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
For all my people and my country, who's had my back from day one. This ones for you. Battle ready.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
I’d rather take a doin than ever lie and say I was from England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Our kitman wouldn't refuse to clap for a rangers legend who passed or refuse to put out a strip for a player depending on their religion. That's why we know this classless fools name. Look at the picture it says a thousand words.
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@RyanBigMack
Ryan Mack
4 years
The Kitman 😭 never ceases to amaze me that , couldn’t tell ye their kitmans initials 😂😂
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Hey yeah, you with the sad face Come up to my place, and live it up.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
3 piece with a milkshake.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
Filth from Boli 🍀
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
🏆🏆🏆 🏆🏆🏆 🏆🏆🏆 If it’s that easy then why hasn’t it been down before? And let’s face it, NEVER again will it happen
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Chris Bungard
3 years
When history was made.. @CelticFC 🍀💚 Man that has put a few year on me but what an achievement. 🏆🏆🏆 🏆🏆🏆 🏆🏆🏆 🏆🏆🏆
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
4 years
Duffy powering through Jullien as he claims for a foul while he bullets the header in, is exactly what we need in our team.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
Ref done everything he could to stop us. Player gets his nose broke with elbow and sends him off. Stone wall penalty... Waved on. Boom big Tony ya cheating scum bastards. Cup final on Sunday let's bring it home! 🍀
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Chris Bungard
3 years
Hero.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
5 years
On our way to make it ten.
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@CowaBungard
Chris Bungard
2 years
This league is gona be the sweetest one yet btw.
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