Courtniss
@Courtniss_
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I'm never more in tuned to my surroundings than I am when I sit on a warm toilet seat.
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People who utilize to-go boxes.. how do you live with yourselves?
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DOCTOR: what seems to be the problem T-PAIN: it burns when i pee DOCTOR: so you're having P-Pain lol T-PAIN: dawg
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excuse me miss would you like some diabetes with your peanut butter
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I can only imagine that an exorcism is similar to me rolling out of bed in the morning.
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LIVE on #Periscope: Farewell Party overlooking the beautiful sunset!
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LIVE on #Periscope: Farewell Party overlooking the beautiful sunset!
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LIVE on #Periscope: About to go up in the parasail on Nuevo Vallarta beach!
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LIVE on #Periscope: Nuevo Vallarta Beach, Mexico ☀️ almost time for the sunset
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