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It’s been a lot of fun, but nothing lasts forever
Oblivion
Joined October 2011
An outstanding read
How Jimmy Murphy And The Suez Crisis Helped Save United https://t.co/LKBG85pvb5
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Blimey, @Katie_Lam_MP is in for a real surprise when she takes even a cursory look at British royal history, lineage and the ‘kissing cousins’ within it.
It's crazy Rebecca was the only MP on this committee brave enough to say what we all know to be true. Britain has no real history of FGM, cousin marriage or mandatory face coverings for women. Fear of being called racist must never stop us calling out these imported practices.
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So if i sold my ticket back to the club id get £43 for it &theyd sell it for £349. But if i was to advertise it myself id be at risk for ticket touting 🤯. Make it make sense, @ManUtd biggest touts about Members not even able to purchase tickets with a membership theyve paid for
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BREAKFAST CLUBS ARE NOT ABOUT FOOD FFS!!!
I too grew up in a working class family. I was one of 6 & we often struggled to have enough food go around. My parents never saw it as the schools job to give me breakfast tho. These days, there are food banks & charities popping up left right & centre and a welfare system
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Benjamin Sesko’s winner against Fulham was Man Utd’s 44th goal of the Premier League season. They scored 44 goals in the ENTIRE PL season last year. The win over Fulham put United on 41 points. They accumulated 42 points in the ENTIRE PL season last year.
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The only time I have ever heard 40/50,000 people gasp in shock.
On Gabriel Batistuta’s birthday, a reminder of when he broke the speed of light at Old Trafford. Clive Tyldesley’s disbelief in the commentary box sums up the absurdity of the strike. Batigol. You magnificent beast. https://t.co/Lzunp24AaC
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100% true. Don’t believe the hype.
With Simply Red being undoubtedly more popular in their day than the Stone Roses, i'm going to hold out for their MUFC collaboration. I'm sure it's on the way as it's WAY overdue.
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Never tire of this video. Marvellous stuff
I was having a bit of a shit day today Then I remembered this video exists Now I’m smiling again
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Remember not to pass your ticket onto a mate at FV so these cunts can go lads.
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Joey Barton is as one of the toughest men in football, and unbelievably talented player that’s viciously under appreciated in the game Here, you can see his excellent usage of stamping on someone’s toes and the perfection of the dive His opinions should be listened to.
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We are 5 points clear already having played Arsenal, Newcastle and Everton. And Isak and Wirtz haven't even got going yet. At this rate we will have the Premier League won by January 😁
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Three England fans arrested at the 2018 World Cup. That’s half the number of Fifa officials arrested one day in Zurich in 2015.
FIFA President Gianni Infantino: (2022 FIFA World Cup) For the first time in history, no Brit was arrested during a World Cup. Imagine! This is something really special.
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3 facts: 1. 457 UK troops were killed in Afghanistan, most in action 2. The US repeatedly did ask other NATO nations to send troops there, and 604 of them also died 3. When it was his turn, Donald Trump dodged the Vietnam draft all 5 times, with a diagnosis of 'bone spurs'
Trump on NATO: "I've always said, will they be there if we ever needed them? That's really the ultimate test. I'm not sure of that. We've never needed them. They'll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan and this or that. And they did. They stayed a little back, off the front
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Brilliant stuff. Similar stuff off the pitch too. If you were there, you’d know 😀
United & Arsenal kick each other to bits in the FA Cup Semi at Villa Park (2004) #MUFC
https://t.co/XjakK0bbx3
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Trump in Davos, Switzerland: "Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German". German is the main language of Switzerland.
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Scholes and Butt jumped the shark here and joined the mob of gobshites on the internet for a cheap laugh. Great players for United and all that, but fuck ‘em.
Pathetic from Nicky Butt and Paul Scholes. THIS is not constructive criticism. It’s not even criticism. It’s pointlessly jabbing at one of United’s most important players ahead of a huge game on Saturday. (In 6 matches vs Martinez, Haaland has failed to score in 5 of them)…
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Daniel Hannan sowing. Daniel Hannan reaping.
This is demented. Outright batshit crazy. Where are the adults in the room? Why will no one rein him in?
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Keane joked about Carrick's family picking the team for him. Neville said Carrick couldn't be considered under any circumstance as manager. Butt joked about Martinez getting murdered by Haaland as Scholes chuckled along. Excited for this week's soundbites from the podcast empire.
Michael Carrick has managed four matches at Manchester United. Has beaten Unai Emery, Mikel Arteta and Pep Guardiola. Drawn with Thomas Tuchel. Remains unbeaten.
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