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eating week old crab rangoon gives you food poisoning, did you know? I risked it for the rangoon and paid the price.

he's laughing at how badly i drew the sword backwards and crooked like ok not all of us can draw final fantasy cloud bust a nut sword correctly.

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after your 5th or 6th apartment you really gotta just say fuck the command strips and take out the hammer. Just put holes in the walls man who cares. I started a fire in one apartment and still got my deposit back.

I'll be like: hi nurse i'm about to faint when you put that thingy in my arm .her: oh haha i get nervous too! you'll be ok :) .AND THEN I FAINT.

You can try to be calm during confrontation, but then people don't take your issues seriously. Why do you have to freak out for people to listen??.

people cannot possibly be this angry about me not wanting to be known as the soup girl 😭.

I HATE when i become a regular somewhere. I used to buy soup at the corner store every day and one time the old man who owns it went ". you sure like soup." and i didn't go back for 3 months.

RT @evilfrap: 🏖️

woke up to my bf telling me there's a dude outside my bedroom window replacing it. Was not told about this. I sleep in my underwear. Got a call from management "haha yeah we sent the email about this to the wrong tenants".

i'm sure it's the last thing you all wanna hear, but getting a job will fix a lot of social problems you have.

last week my dad told me he cancelled his credit card cause he maxed it out on gacha games (AGAIN). Why did he just call me and tell me he started playing them again???.

i already know this reads like a fake tumblr story let me have my moment.

Turns out when your high school bully comes into your job as a customer, they're so scared to make eye contact with you that they force their boyfriend to pay for items so they won't have to speak to you.