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Pinning this tweet until the Lakers win the 2024 NBA Championship.
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This is why he didn’t have to lose his composure
this is why michael jordan is the goat, mj wouldnt have lost his composure over a foul call
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Jarred Vanderbilt when guarding Stephen Curry:. 2/10 FG.1/5 3PT.2 STL.92% Contested Shots. Welcome to Vando’s vault. 🔒
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5 different leading scorers in 6 games. Game 1 - Rui Hachimura (29).Game 2 - LeBron James (28).Game 3 - Anthony Davis (31).Game 4 - Austin Reaves (23).Game 5 - Anthony Davis (31).Game 6 - D’Angelo Russell (31). Depth.
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1 NBA Championship.1 Finals MVP.6-2 in the Playoffs.2-0 in the Play-in.5 All-Star Selections.5 All-NBA Selections.2020 Assists Leader.Broke Kareem’s All-Time Scoring Record. 5 years of LA LeBron. always grateful to him for coming and putting us back on the map. laker legend.
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It looks like the bubble to me
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We already had:. the Reaves game.the Rui game.the DLo game.the Lonnie game. “who will be the third option?” in this team can be anyone.
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Game 1: Lakers.Game 2: Warriors.Game 3: Lakers.Game 4: Lakers.Game 5: Warriors.Game 6: Lakers.
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Rui Hachimura last night:. 6 PTS.2-2 FG.2-2 FT. 2 . Only 11 minutes. Has to play more than that. He has the size advantage over GS bench.
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Appreciation tweet to Rui Hachimura and his defense tonight. Finished with a plus/minus of +20 in 20 minutes. (team high). Samurai. ⚔️
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Lonnie Walker tonight:. 12 PTS.4 REB.2 STL.1 BLK.66% FG.50% 3P. 10. Out of the rotation, he doesn’t cry. Returns to the rotation and immediately contributes. Thank you Lonnie! 🫶🏾
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“Game 6 Klay”.“Poole Party”.“Corgi got us” .“Warriors in 7”. THEY REALLY THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO LOSE IN LA LMFAOOOOOOOOOO FUC THAT UGLY A$$ DOG LAKERS ON TOPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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Rui Hachimura tonight:. 21 PTS.5 REB.8-14 FG.4-6 3PT. 22 minutes. Another great game for Rui in the playoffs!
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Lonnie Walker was in the starting lineup for two months before his injury, and he’s now our 11th man. I feel bad for bro. He nice asf. 💔
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AD in Game 1
Anthony Davis couldn’t do what Bam adebayo doing?.
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Rui Hachimura in the first round:. 14.5 PPG.4.7 RPG.56.9% FG.52.4% 3P.83.3% FT.68.7% TS.25.5 MPG. 20
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Despite Rui Hachimura not being on offense, he finished with a plus/minus of +18, the second highest on the team. Impact player.
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Rui Hachimura tonight:. 17 PTS.8-11 FG.1-1 3PT. 10 . START. RUI.
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Luka Doncic.Austin Reaves .Rui Hachimura .Anthony Davis .Brook Lopez. Who’s stopping this? 😭
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Dennis Schroder (+22) .Rui Hachimura (+20). MVP’s of the night.
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First Ever Conference Finals. Austin Reaves — 21.3 PPG | 5.3 APG | 55% FG | 56% 3PT. Rui Hachimura — 15.3 PPG | 3.8 RPG | 53% FG. The first move they should make this offseason; re-sign them.
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“You ain’t sh*t. I’ll f*ck you up.” him fr
Who has that one Austin Reaves video?.
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AD at the beginning of December.LeBron at the end of December. before their injuries.
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Rui Hachimura tonight:. 19 PTS.9 REB.8/12 FG. Nunn can’t do this 😭😭😭
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“We won the Anthony Davis trade”.“Thank you Lakers for Wemby” .“We’re the 1st seed and y’all are 13th…”. Lakers get the last laugh. Pelicans continues to be a poverty franchise. Enjoy Cancun 😭
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Last 3 games against Warriors:. Kuminga gave Reaves a black eye. DiVincenzo injured DLo. Anthony Lamb injured Mo Bamba. Praying for AD 🙏🏾
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nothing was the same after this 😭😭
Lakers easily been the funniest team in the NBA last 3 seasons.
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Rui Hachimura in the last 3 games:. 2/3 FG.0/1 FG.2/3 FG. One of the best offensive weapon off the bench taking less than 5 shots… hope he gets more touches.
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Rui Hachimura tonight:. 16 PTS.5 REB.1 STL.6-10 FG (60%).2-2 3PT . He did it again. 🔥
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Lakers 2 straight wins.Suns 2 straight losses .Warriors 3 straight losses .Clippers 5 straight losses. THE WORLD IS HEALING
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Rui Hachimura tonight:. 20 PTS.12 REB.3 BLK.10-14 FG.24 MINS. We can’t let him go this summer. He’s getting better and better. Baby Kawhi. Mid-Range demon.
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Promise made, promise kept. We back to the playoffs! #LakeShow
#LakerNation I apologize and I promise we’ll be better! 👑💜💛.
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we ready trae!! 💯
We Next! 💍🏆.
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MJ is officially the most insecure athlete of all time.
ESPN will feature content and highlights of Michael Jordan across multiple studio shows tomorrow for Michael Jordan Day (2/3/23). All about MJ tomorrow 🤯🐐
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all those changes and no team got a better bench than lakers. in 5.
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Desmond Bane: “let’s see if he can do it again on Wednesday”. Rui Hachimura tonight:. 20 PTS.5 REB.1 STL.7-12 FG.2-4 3PT. First Laker since Magic Johnson in 1996 with B2B 20-point playoff games.
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3 MORE YEARS IN LA. RUI HACHIMURA.
RFA Rui Hachimura has agreed to a three-year, $51 million deal to return to the Lakers, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.
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Lakers-Nuggets Game 1 most-watched conference final opener in five years, +13% from last year's WCF Game 1 on TNT (Mavericks-Warriors). Draft Lottery most-watched in four (since Zion in '19):
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Westbrook averaging 16-7-7 with Lakers vs Westbrook averaging 16-7-7 with Clippers
Russell Westbrook in his first 3 games with the Clippers:. 17 PTS - 14 AST - 5 REB - 53% FG.17 PTS - 4 AST - 5 REB - 60% FG.14 PTS - 11 AST - 7 REB - 45% FG
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Lakers 2023-24:. PG: Kyrie Irving.SG: Malik Beasley.SF: LeBron James.PF: Jarred Vanderbilt .C: Anthony Davis. 6th Man: D’Angelo Russell
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Prince went on a 10-0 run by himself. we really replaced Troy Brown Jr with him 😭
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D’Angelo Russell last two games:. 28 PTS, 8 AST, 71% FG, 50% 3PT, 100% FT.27 PTS, 6 AST, 52% FG, 43% 3PT, 100% FT. I don’t think he’s getting much credit for it.
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Austin Reaves in March:. 17.4 PPG.5.7 APG.3.5 RPG.55/38/84%.69.3% TS.30.4 MPG. 15 games.
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Rui Hachimura in the last 7 games:. 11.4 PPG.2.9 RPG.58.9% FG.52.9% 3P.21.1 MPG. Black Samurai.
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Thank you for everything Dennis 🫡
Free agent G Dennis Schroder has agreed to a two-year, $26M deal with the Toronto Raptors, agent Mark Bartelstein of @PrioritySports tells ESPN.
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Rui Hachimura’s BEST performances as a Laker so far. (a thread)
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Rui Hachimura in the 4th quarter:. 8 PTS, 1 REB, (3/4 FG), (2/3 3P), +3. His first 4th quarter of the season and only played 4 minutes + no overtime. Christian Wood tonight:. 11 PTS, 5 REB, (3/3 FG), (2/2 3P), (3/3 FT), +12. Only played 13 minutes. Ham is deadass sabotaging this
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Rui Hachimura in regular season with the Wizards:. 13.0 PPG | 5.1 RPG | 47.9% FG . In the Playoffs (5 games):. 14.8 PPG | 7.2 RPG | 61.7% FG 📈. In regular season with the Lakers:. 9.6 PPG | 4.7 RPG | 48.5% FG. In the Playoffs (3 games so far):. 21.7 PPG | 5.3 RPG | 66.7% FG 📈
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Anthony Davis, Jarred Vanderbilt, Cam Reddish and Max Christie shared the court for the first time tonight for just 2:14 minutes. in that span Rockets went. 1-5 FG.2 turnovers.and AD blocked two shots. scary hours‼️🗣️ #LakeShow
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Max Christie in the California Classic 2022:. 5 PTS, 9 REB (2-11 FG).8 PTS, 6 REB (3-7 FG).5 PTS, 8 REB (1-6 FG). California Classic 2023:. 17 PTS, 6 REB, 4 AST (6-11 FG).25 PTS, 4 REB, 4 AST (7-13 FG) (4-5 3PT). he’s obviously looking more comfortable and confident out there.
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They said the Lakers haven’t beaten anyone good since the trade. Here you go. 1 down. 3 to go.
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It’s only a matter of time
If blazers said they didn't want me. Utah Jazz or Lakers
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Anthony Davis around this time last year. December 2nd: .44 PTS - 10 REB .3 BLK - 18/27 FG. December 4th: .55 PTS - 17 REB .3 BLK - 22/30 FG. unreal
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Austin Reaves in the last 3 games:. 28 PTS | 6 AST | 61.5% FG .20 PTS | 2 AST | 54.5% FG .22 PTS | 5 AST | 69.2% FG. Hillbilly Kobe.
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Fakest Nuggets game I’ve ever seen and this shlt won’t happen again. Lakers in 6.
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Trae x AD pick n roll would hit like crack in the 80s. Hear me out.
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Ja only needs true veterans in the locker room like LeBron and AD. the league should send him to the Lakers for better guidance. 💯
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