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Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Joined August 2012
Anime It couple of Twitter (I love my wife)
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RT @erikmbaker: He never sleeps, the president. He is golfing, golfing. He says that he will never die.
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You just know these sick freaks were jackin and shittin on eachother in that
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Because no one knows how to sound mix anymore.
If you’re watching a movie in your own language and you’re not hard of hearing WHY DO YOU HAVE SUBTITLES ON.
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“Why is it called Labor Day when no one works? Should call it No Labor Day!”
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The most trad thing is that she is beautiful! 😍.
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How your weekend email finds me
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So everyone is just permanently insane now. Awesome. Love it.
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Everyone wants to travel back in time to kill baby Hitler, but do you have the courage to kill baby @jarvis_best? (I do.).
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POV: you’re Prima trying to sleep
My husband won't stop staring at me like a creep in the dark.
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Boss said I act “a little autistic” sometimes
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I think there is literary space for a sequel to The Diary of Ann Frank that’s a wacky, Home Alone type adventure.
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God to be fly on the wall at the CB marketing meeting today.
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I don’t believe any of you actually go to Cracker Barrel.
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