Collin Murr
@CollinMurr
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Writer. Host of Lie Cheat and Steal on Wednesday Night. Multiple people have told me I'm a better game show host than Pat Sajak. Jokes so bad they lead to arson
Joined March 2013
This December, I'll be hosting 2 nights of Who Wants to be a Millionaire, where contestants will play for their favorite charity. Don't worry if Christmas trivia intimidates you; there are plenty of easy questions too! Dates & times at the end of the video. DM me for more info!
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“Stop calling us fascists”
I'm running for Florida Governor to make the trains run on time.
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Strange how baby jesus would have a cross on his swaddling clothes. Spoiler alert!
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congrats to the hr rep who successfully convinced this guy that “you can never be alone with a woman under any circumstances” was actually a company wide thing.
love the every-6-month outing of twitter political commentators who have never had a job and are totally unfamiliar with "don't be alone with a woman ever," a policy literally every employed man follows even if they don't work for one of the thousands of companies that mandate it
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the small town:
Small town America will always reject the woke ideology of the far-left Democrat Party
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“Hey T, how big’s the pole?” “The what?” “You know, the North Pole.” “Jesus Christ, Chrissy. It’s not an actual pole.” “But in Santa Clause with Tim Allen…” “It’s a MOVIE!”
there should have been a Christmas episode of The Sopranos where Tony has to go to the North Pole to do a deal with Santa
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Consent
Didn’t she have a meltdown over people sexualizing her years ago?
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Little Drummer Boy's whole thing is that he just shows up without a gift and decides to play drums in front of a newborn baby. Absolutely a worse Christmas figure than the Grinch.
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Viewers of the film also learned a thing or two about enduring torture
Producers had to get a military member trained in enduring torture & imprisonment to coach Jim Carrey on how to endure playing The Grinch “Later on I found out that the gentleman that trained me to endure the Grinch also founded SEAL Team Six” (Source: https://t.co/Vxmayt7UkN)
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“what child is this” is one of our funniest christmas songs because it’s like you’re pointing at a baby and asking hey who’s this guy
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Imagine having David Dastmalchian and throwing this guy up front instead
The cast of the Street Fighter Movie just threw BIG shots at the Mortal Kombat Movie Kast at #TheGameAwards! Oh it's on! 😤
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During Wednesday's game of Christmas Millionaire, we raised a bunch of money for charity, and we've got more to give away this Monday at 10 Eastern! DM me if you would like to join!
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Charles Grodin in THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER:
@geoffkeighley You fucked her. You fucked Miss Piggy.
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More politicians should actually do this. Wolf quietly worked hard for us during the early COVID months, unlike Cuomo who was trying to further his career.
Kinda crazy this guy just showed up, won two landslide terms for Governor in Pennsylvania (one in a red wave year), and then just left.
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Casablanca Sunset Boulevard The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
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I don’t doubt it will have more and more of a cult following over the years.
Francis Ford Coppola’s ‘MEGALOPOLIS’ will return to select theaters on New Years Day. “It’s my hope that every New Years Day, Megalopolis will become a fulcrum of discussion about the betterment of society and humanity”
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I just won $50 for @BloodCancerUtd thanks to @CollinMurr hosting his annual WWTBAM online basher 😎 plus, all donations are being tripled right now so it's actually $150. I go in to start a follicular lymphoma clinical trial tomorrow, so the timing is perfect.
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In case y’all are looking for the actual cancel culture…
IT'S OVER... 🕊️ Jessica Chastain has officially removed “THE SAVANT” from her bio. The show was previously delayed indefinitely by Apple TV+ following Charlie Kirk's death.
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And she is right.
Amanda Seyfried refuses to apologize for calling Charlie Kirk ‘hateful’: ‘Pretty damn factual’ https://t.co/afBt3i61xP
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