"This is America, you criticize the government when it gets things wrong!" -@ComicDaveSmith.

So 😗ˢⁱᵖ🍺 I've been away from Twitter for 8 hours, what'd I miss?.

I'm taking it back to the old school 'cause I'm an old fool who's so cool.

I miss the BOOMSHAKALAKA era of America 😔.

T-1 hour until you're free.

If she doesn't know about Technoviking, she's not the one bro.

Wikipedia fund-raising with the phrase "the internet we were promised" when they've been infiltrated by leftists to control the narrative has to be some of the most self-deluded bullsh!t I've heard outside of Trump burying the Epstein Files 🙄.

You know sh!t must be dire if they're unleashing the Ariana Grande psyop, YOU HODL 😠

He did it, @elonmusk invented the World Wide Weeb 🤯.

Just kidding, I just looked up the lyrics like a normal person .

I might have to resort to Shazam 😬.

I'm totally gonna add this track to my workout playlist 💪.

Hey @elonmusk everything okay there, buddy 🤨

"How long have you been sitting there listening to 'Apache' on repeat?". Me, wearing a feather headdress: Not long, why?.

The real OGs will see this and think, 🤔ʰᵉˡˡ ʸᵉᵃʰ.

If she doesn't know about the Sugar Hill Gang, she's not the one bro.

The amount of time I've spent getting my desktop window placement exactly right is actually embarrassing 😅.

This is when we started to go awry as a culture 😠.

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings.". Similarly, every time Trump doubles down on burying the Epstein List, a conservative does this:

When you get 4 Notifications at the same time 😒

If she doesn't want to see your bomb shelter, she's not the one bro.