Clyde Tan
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Am I the only one who thought rafflesias were as large as humans? THEY MADE IT SOUND SO BIG IN THOSE DAMN ENCYCLOPEDIAS!!
It’s rafflesia season in Mt. Makiling today! Sharing more sightings of this rare flower.
Locally known as ‘malaboo’ (Rafflesia panchoana), rafflesia are among the native flowers that we should allow to bloom in peace by protecting its forest habitats.
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Puta i’m stressed because ang bobo ko na nga ang tamad ko pa ISA ISA LANG!!!!!!!
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Drove my drunk friend from BGC to North EDSA at 5AM, bought breakfast, woke him up three hours later, then drove him back to BGC for work. Ang hirap maging single. Wala akong maalagaan 😩😩😩
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My gym crush smiled at meeeeeee pero ewan parang di pa ako ready magpakasal
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Since we’re having this conversation, I hope people could extend the same courtesy to chatty taxi drivers who socialize not out of obligation but because they genuinely want to talk to someone
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I JUST WANNA BRAG that in today’s videoconference hearing, the judge saw my cat playing on my bed and said “Atty. Tan, is that your cat? It’s so cute!” So yeah there’s judicial notice of the fact that Norman is cute
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He also said something like ‘how can you claim to save lives but stay silent in the midst of deaths, not by accident or disease, but by policy’ (non verbatim)
UPCM guest speaker, Prof Dalisay “... what can ur GWA of 1.25 say about u if ur moral GWA is a murky 3.0”
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I find it a bit annoying whenever some isko try to preach/teach smth on twitter but use words that are so scholarly, intimidating, and inaccessible (e.g. obhektibo, ganansya, suplay)
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Okay guys, it has been confirmed by a living encyclopedia that some rafflesias DO GROW HUMAN SIZE. 🌺🌺 this is just a small-ish rafflesia but still beautiful in its own unique way. Stay strong small-ish rafflesia.
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Me: honestly, i’m scared na if I get a psychiatrist, i’ll fall in love kasi diba you know me i fall for people who show me even the smallest act of kindness
Friend: so dapat yung psychiatrist na sasampalin ka? Duduraan ka ganon?
Me: but i like that also :(
AWOW BARUBAL PALA??
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Tbh I don’t plan on watching Katips but I feel like leveling such a heavy critique mainly on artistic direction without so much as leaving room to be tempered by the film’s intention could only be attributed to the age old twitter sport of shitting on what other people enjoy
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Today’s project is putting 2 very incompatible plants together. Hoping both of them survive.
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Katip used to have chowking but ya’ll ABUSED IT, TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT, DIDN’T TREAT IT FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH!!
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Gets ko na yung feeling ng dad/mom seeing their babies get along. Ang lakas ng urge ko to tweet this with an inspirational quote or bible verse but i’ll just leave this photo of norman and blue hugging it out
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This is what Norman looks like when I leave him in my room for the entire day. SO SUNGIT!
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My prof told me earlier in class “I love the way you smile before you answer a question”
Soooooo kailan kasal????
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Okay this is getting a bit of attention. If you guys want to follow Norman, his instagram is
@normanandblue
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Now ladies and gentlemen, let’s divert our focus on that ARM 💪🏻
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Does anyone else see bombass porn on their TL and be like daaaamn, i can’t wait to get home and jack off TO THAT
Ako, i dont. Because masturbation is a sin. Seek jesus, kids.
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Idk if your goal is really to teach (and not just to appear smart) i guess it’s fine to use taglish/simple tagalog if more people would understand you
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Did this embroidery project over the weekend and I almost didn’t finish because my LAST orange yarn got caught in my zipper. Mga 30 minutes ko siyang in-untangle without breaking any of the threads
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Theres a group of people speaking sign language beside me in starbucks & when one of them looked at me I signed "youre noisy". He laughed ☺️
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QRT with your handwriting
Throwback to that time I failed an entire class in law school because my prof barely read my essay. I scored 11/60 in the essay but 40 in the MCQ
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Di ako bagay sa medschool kasi kulang pa ako sa tweet ng inspirational quotes
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I don’t think I did so well in this but here’s to finishing things 🌑🌙 (+ bonus pic of me wearing it as a hat)
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Okay this snapchat filter tho HAHHAHAHHAHHA. Feel free to call me “sir”
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Anyway, I saw that the tweet has been muted by the guy. What I can say is, if you dish it out, you gotta be ready to take the heat babe.
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Sometimes I wonder why I always have such a difficult time picking out what clothes to wear in the morning but then I’m reminded that God gives the hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. 👆🏻
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If you fart in Malate, it’s actually gonna make the place smell better
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Bakit kapag si Miriam yung nagmumura "highblood" pero pag si Duterte "candid"?
#doublestandards
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GUYS MARUNONG NA AKONG MAG G CASH WTF ANG GALING NITO SINO NAGIMBENTO NITO GRABE
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I keep forgetting that i’m already a gov’t employee so that means I have to be careful what i tweet.
Dahil diyan, Psalm 90:17 - May the favor of the Lord our God rest on us; establish the work of our hands for us— yes, establish the work of our hands.
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@reginareyes
@tynsison
@COMELEC
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@gmanews
@CNN
@inquirerdotnet
@rapplerdotcom
@manilabulletin
Hi! Please report to this number: 09566676983/09608110817. This is the Lawyers for Leni People Patrol in Rizal. 😊
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This one’s on me. We were watching a movie in the cinema and were seated closest to the wall. My water bottle fell and when I was feeling for it on the floor, my hand got stuck in those sticky mouse traps and I couldn’t get it out. Was trying to act cool so didn’t ask for help.
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Went to the third floor of Gold’s new manila to take post-workout mirror selfies and apparently a class was just about to start. I was too shy to admit I only went there for selfies so yeah nag Boot Camp ako for 2 hours putangina
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Me: i’m not gonna study out with friends because we’re just gonna talk
Me: *becomes friends with literally everyone who sits next to me in starbucks*
HELP ME WHY AM I SO FRIENDLY 😭
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IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!! Never thought I needed a pinoy animated movie??? (naiinis lang ako na si Robin Padilla si Roger, but yeah)
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This is how the made Roman arches! That middle piece is called the keystone.
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I love santolan town starbucks because cell signal is so spotty that it’s hard for me to get distracted. This tweet? It was sent 30 days ago via registered mail.
Warm regards,
Clyde Tan
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Comm Prof: sinong kilala niyong mga bailee?
Me: Bailee Crawford
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Grabe yung pagod ko whenever I report to the office. As in pagbalik ko sa car, tinatanggal ko agad pants ko. Kaya pag hinuli ako ng pulis, lalabas ako sa kotse nang naka-brief.
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What am I doing in my 20s?? This is the hottest I’ll ever be and I’m a fucking 6.5/10
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My worst fucking nightmare just came true. I forgot to turn off my camera in a department meeting before going around my room in boxers
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There’s a 5-ish year old boy a few tables away in starbucks who’s pretending to have a phone call with me using his dad’s phone lol.
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So today at work, I was apparently recording an audio message on telegram while I was taking a piss at MAX WATER PRESSURE and accidentally sent it to one of my female senior lawyers I wanna kms
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Some Siargao photos I didn’t get to post on my insta. Iba ang hawak sakin ng isla na ‘to sa totoo lang
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Greatest weakness is ang dali kong maiyak kahit napagsasabihan lang. My cancer heart is so fragile you guys
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My mom is wondering why I keep ordering kare-kare in restos even when she always makes one at home but I don’t wanna tell her that I like other people’s kare-kare more cos that would break her tiny precious heart 😭😭😭
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What’s the point of being Chinese if I cant have porcelain-smooth and poreless skin tho? I demand a refund!!
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@ Iris Vicencio
Relationship twitter. PLEASE. I’m begging you. Even the Lord rested on the 7th day. Let us breathe.
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Once my grade school teacher dropped the blackboard eraser so she signalled me to pick it up. When I did, she gave me demerits for “standing”.
PUTA ANO GAGAGPANG AKO??
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The people posting Taylor Swift lyrics now are the same people who threw T.S. shade at the height of the drama. I see u riding that wave
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Sa mga bumoto kay Duterte, gusto ko lang ipaalala sainyo na kayo ang sumira sa Pilipinas
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One of my gym buddies, my gym bro, my broski, my brodie 4 lyyyyf, got married and now no longer acknowledges me. Whatever bronnection we had in the past, that’s gone bro. It’s over. We’re through.
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To the people who parked in acad oval to make habol their UPCAT application - DI KAYO PAPASA
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My lola discovered facebook and she is so precious I love her and her broken english
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Daydreaming about the future when I finally have kids and I’m reading one of them animal facts from an almanac and the other one is trying to climb my back
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My dogs are the clingiest!!! Sam likes hiding under blankets and peeking occasionally for pets. She’s 10 years old!
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Parisians have asked me where I bought my coat but has anyone asked HOW AM I in it??? Because I’ve had to walk in these heels to be able to wear it.
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FYI when I take a while inside the washroom in starbucks, I’m NOT taking a shit. I’m going through 10 failed attempts of taking a cute mirror selfie BYE
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Is anyone else on EXTREME nesting mode during quarantine? I wanna keep buying home stuff!!!
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Okey thank you la salle for that wonderful halftime performance!
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My gym crush is watching anime while on the treadmill and you guys DO NOT UNDERSTAND how cute that is to me
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Fun trivia: i always get sick during/after a long trip (pero ggss pa rin)
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Whoever said working out in the morning is gonna give you energy throughout the day was FUCKING LYING TO Y’ALL
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My Japanese crush unfollowed me na on insta and even if I knew that was all temporary, it still felt like a breakup
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Said “hi kuya!” to a guy whom I thought is one of the starbucks guards out of uniform but apparently he’s just a random kuya and now i’m a registered sex offender
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To the guy who's been posting photos of himself and his dog on who's your pupper, bro we just want the dog
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Got home shit drunk at around 3 am but I instinctively woke up at 8 to feed my dog??? This is the most dog daddy i’ve been
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