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He/Him, Worlds worst Weezer impersonator.

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Joined October 2012
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@ClaytonAllenP
Clayton Allen, Now with more Allen!
5 years
This is a playlist for anyone who shares my vibes, I hope you enjoy! https://t.co/c3KoT0U94L
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@CFBONFOX
FOX College Football
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The Buckeyes are bowl eligible! 🙌
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Take that damn Rocket and shove it where the sun don’t shine!!!
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@ClaytonAllenP
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Yeah yeah they have a rocket, BG has a cat named pudge which is better and more useful than that stupid rocket
@walkonredshirts
Walk-On Redshirts
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Toledo and Bowling Green play this weekend. This is a remind that Toledo has a rocket aimed directly at the 50-yard line of Bowling Green State University's Stadium
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Got hit in the dick by this hot dog at a @TWRPband show. What a time to be alive
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No community note…we’re so cooked
@Poo_Crave
Poo Crave
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The Rapture has officially begun.
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I’m gonna start Cyber bullying my girlfriend
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@spidermannwh
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the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn
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And they paid how much for this guy?
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Don’t worry guys, Michigan already has a built in excuse for when they lose
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Per the rules he’s considered a defenseless player and the Michigan player went helmet to helmet on a defenseless player. That is textbook targeting and the correct call. Drown in your tears.
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So going helmet to helmet isn’t targeting anymore? If you’re gonna complain at least learn the rules people
@DrewGarrison
Drew Garrison
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This was called targeting and now Michigan loses their best defensive player for the first half of a Top 25 road game next week. Because he wrapped the quarterback up. Targeting remains the worst rule in football.
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I hope Dave Portnoy chokes on his pizza
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More like Farts Manning
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@usermooseontwt
moose 🐦‍🔥
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Does this mean you watch the NBA for cute dudes?
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More like SnoreHammer 40K amirite folks?!
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Can’t wait for all the steel chairs to be sponsored by Zyn and you know I’m getting hyped for the Home Depot Ladder match
@TribalMegastar
TribaI Wrestling
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🚨 Slim Jim will become the center ring sponsor during every episode of RAW, and there will be a Slim Jim logo on all tables under the ring. TKO IS RUINING WWE 😭
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@ClaytonAllenP
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The old man and the pee
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Donatos > LaRosa’s #HellisReal
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Is a BLT more about the B, the L, or the T?
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Haha YEAH that’ll show them! Way to own them. You really stopped facism in its tracks with that one guys!
@DougWahl1
Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog
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HARVARD WON THIS ROUND! Secretary of Education Linda McMahon wrote a letter to Harvard. The university responded by marking up the letter for spelling and punctuation mistakes- and then shared it on social media. Your thoughts?
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