Carolyn Wilke
@Classlicity
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90% hair, 10% coffee. She/her. My whole life is a bit.
Colorado, USA
Joined March 2009
yes it's called the professional women's hockey league
have they invented heated rivalry but theyre both girls yet?
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Philly: we have done nothing wrong ever in life and fuck you if you disagree Me: yes, good, correct
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Me: *logs into hockey Twitter for the first time in years* Twitter: are the Sabres ok? Me: ah, good to be home
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SAILOR HATS WITH THE BOSTON LOGO THAT'S SO GOOD A+ MERCH MY FRIENDS
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Me: fun Carolyn fact - I did stats for the first US pro women's league The (gay) bartender: that was very gay of you Me: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
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Random Dude at the Bar: What playlist is this? This is the only Strokes song I know and I like it a lot Me: Isn't it just a Strokes playlist? Because "Is This It" is a Strokes song Him: I know, this is the only Strokes song I know Me, having Who's On 1st moment: No, Is This It..
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this is how conservatives sound when they say this
We can disagree and still be friends. This is something forgotten in today’s world.
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You don't fucking say. Fuck every person who voted for this guy. Forever. You sacks of shit.
'Put that everywhere': Steve Bannon admits 'Project 2025 is the agenda' after Trump wins
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I'm sitting at the bar watching the wnba finals, which a man asked specifically to put on, with another, presumably straight man, is evangelizing to me. I feel like I'm living in a wonderful alternate universe
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I ran into one of the Buffalo Sabres in the elevator at the Prague hotel. They were in town to play the New Jersey Devils. He invited me to the game but I was performing that night.
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Sky watchers and stargazers, rejoice!
9news.com
A strong radiation storm will provide the chance to see the aurora across parts of the United States, including Colorado.
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The topic of data-driven storytelling came up at work for this month's newsletter, which means I had an excuse to link @AlisonL's phenomenal talks on the subject for people. More than that, though, I'm a little emotional seeing all these OG folks being so successful.
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Guess I understand why he didn't ask for a booth.
I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.
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