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@Clarrienation
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2 months
In honor of women's day I'm going to fight every man I see today
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@brockomole Sh she open she she I'm sorry I can't do this
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@Clarrienation
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@brockomole Last time I tried spamming these I got blocked
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@boyifudon2 I was wondering thank you
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@EBaltazor I'm starting to see the appeal
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@thighidiot I don't believe in fun
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2 months
Getting a hair cut when you work with high schoolers means hearing "what if Mr G got a low tapered fade?" at least 15 times a day
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@crystalaf92 No that's for you queen
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@kvlimvrie That too except replace fight with love and cherish
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@Clarrienation
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4 years
Thinkin bout how CNU said they won't be requiring everyone to take a COVID test before returning to campus because of the amount of false positives/false negatives it could produce, opting instead to trust students to "do the right thing" and "self-isolate"
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@brockomole That's literally such a steal
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@sorbit0l This is a good onion
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@victoriaachom Keep it queen
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@Clarrienation
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4 years
I don't understand the argument that masks should be optional if women can have the right to their body. A woman's right to her own body is just that: it doesn't affect anyone else. Not wearing a mask endangers yourself AND other people. Not everything's about you.
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@Clarrienation
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Saying "I love you" on the first date >>>>>>>>>
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@Clarrienation
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5 years
Do you ever think about how Christopher Newport died without knowing his likeness would be used as a school mascot and someone would cosplay as him at every major event
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@Clarrienation
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2 years
I've decided I'm going to put my name in the running to become CNU's next president
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3 years
Thanks Paul for nothing yet again
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2 months
They're calling me a fake yearner in the quotes sorry I express my love through words and acts of kindness 🙄 🙄
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@Clarrienation
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5 years
YEAH I GOT A PHD P RETTY H UGE D ICK cheney made money off the iraq war
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@Clarrienation
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3 years
to celebrate pride month i've decided to turn off auto-capitalization
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3 years
the weather is too nice for me to have responsibilities
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@Clarrienation
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4 years
The people genuinely angry about the stay-at-home order are part of the problem. I said what I said
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@Clarrienation
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4 years
Saw something that said "how you act now is how you would've acted during the Holocaust and the 1960s Civil Rights movement". Think on that as you stay silent or throw blame at protesters.
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5 years
@jbfan911 @yooshmaster 4274 6926 5920 9572 572
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3 years
Are you today's date? Cuz you're a 3/10
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@Clarrienation
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2 months
I think we're running out of tweets
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Tiger Wolf in 2009: i cheated on my wife and feel sick and dirty a golf ball:
Tweet media one
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5 years
@yooshmaster @jbfan911 oh i almost forgot 09/20 is the little date thing
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@Clarrienation
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3 years
Are you today's date? Cuz you're a 2/10
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@Clarrienation
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3 years
Yeah I play flute F no i don't L U T E
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@Clarrienation
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4 years
Gonna make an omelet past 2pm because I no longer abide by cnu dining hall rules
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3 years
Might reply all to santoro's email just to see what'll happen
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4 years
For the record I most likely have your back I just don't wanna swipe up on everyone's story
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@Clarrienation
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3 years
Happy birthday to all the bi people
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I'm unbelievably excited for the president announcement today but for the sole reason that the presidents office wants the entire marching band on the second floor of the peebles lobby and it's going to be the sound equivalent of an atomic bomb going off
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4 years
My brother has a hickey on his neck I can't believe he got married while I was at school
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4 years
All these professors setting their final exam deadlines to Friday is a very dangerous game to play with a procrastinator such as myself
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3 years
My go-to defense in among us is confessing to the crime
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3 years
To everyone finishing their last classes of undergrad today: Lmao old
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3 years
the love react in imessage is so pure and cute but then the like react is all "yeah i read what you said dipshit"
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4 years
Can't wait to Group FaceTime University Band to have rehearsal
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@Clarrienation
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5 years
Everyone's out there packing up for school and I just never unpacked anything
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@Clarrienation
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3 years
To the security guard who just walked into the ferg and said to me "one more run, we're almost done": Who do u think I am
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3 years
Fun fact, the code number for pumpkins at Costco is 80085
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2 years
Just found out that apparently this band director told the marching band that I was here from Italy and not from CNU
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2 years
Day one of being in a public school and a saxophone has already been dropped, an instrument locker broken, and percussion equipment lost
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"Pardon me," I said as I tried to carry some dirty dishes past a customer who was in my way. "No thank you," was their reply, as they continued to stand in my way.
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The visitor spots were all taken and I called the high school's main office to ask where I should go and I was told "just make your own spot on the grass, no one cares"
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@Clarrienation
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3 years
playing clarinet makes me want to punt a clarinet
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3 years
Just got the second dose, can't wait to finally full tongue kiss the homies again
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3 years
Yeah I cried after Come Sail Away what about it
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