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You can drag a horticulture but you can't make her think. Staff writer @NewYorker covering media and politics 📝clare_malone @newyorker .com 📝

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@ClareMalone
Clare Malone
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Chris Wallace now feels the pain of women in meetings.
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Bernie dressed to stand on line at the post office.
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So, I got laid off late last week as part of the ABC News layoffs. I won’t lie, it was a bit of a surprise, but if anything 2020 has been perspective-setting & I’m grateful for the past 5 years, if a little sad. So...onward. Some of my best work follows. (Hi, editors!) 1/
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Just wanted to say thank you to everyone who's been in touch and if I haven't replied, I will soon! It's very rare that the internet is a nice place and today it's been that. My dad is gonna have a hell of a read when he gets his "Clare Malone" google alert. ❤️
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So...did LGA just save America?
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I don’t want to live in interesting times anymore.
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Hasan Minhaj has built a comedy career in part on the strength of his autobiographical standup, talking about harrowing threats and police entrapment. Does it matter if many of these things never actually happened to him? My story:
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I mean, Fauci's pretty obviously the *actual* person of the year, right? No offense to Biden/Harris, but "leadership" doesn't just mean winning an election. Fauci was unknown to most Americans and became THE stabilizing/omnipresent voice in the midst of mass chaos/misinfo.
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The panic buttons in Ayanna Pressley's office were ripped out (according to her chief of staff) & AOC said on InstaLive that she had a close call and thought she might die. Pretty at a loss with those details, to be honest.
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Clare Malone
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Lotsa 538 readers are men. Here is a lesson for you: Don't talk about my appearance, positive or negative. Don't tell me to "be nice" when I tell you that's not what this Twitter feed is for. It's the start of 2020 & we might as well be clear. Unfollow if you don't like. ✌️🖐️
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3 years
Fuck yeah I am
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3 years
Clare must be fun at parties
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Subway love notes to America. New York values.
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3 years
Near to my heart is this piece I did on the political culture of the suburbs. I think it could have easily been at home in a magazine. 2/
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He's running.
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@ClareMalone
Clare Malone
3 years
On a personal note @ChadwickMatlin & @mashfordg ’s (miss you) made me a sharper thinker @Tonyhkchow & @galendruke brought patience & levity to life when I needed it & my dear friend @NateSilver538 took a chance on me & put up with an awful lot of insubordination w/good cheer. 10/
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Clare Malone
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Like everyone, I wrote lots about Trump, but here’s my final essay on what the past 4 years meant. I can essay on lots of stuff, not just politics! 3/
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I spent a lot of time covering the GOP, which led to this look back at the historical roots of its racism-as-electoral strategy. Excited for bigger projects like this—would love to write a book. 4/
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Just a little Twitter out of office notice: going to be mostly off here for the next few months because I gave birth to a couple of very cute human beings the other day. 1/
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Me at the @FiveThirtyEight holiday party.
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3 years
I spent a lot of the past four years talking to my dad about people and politics, about good and evil. That's kind of where I think this piece about the Trump era came from. Here it is:
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3 years
This is trending in my timeline. It’s difficult to articulate in a single tweet the corrosive effects that Stan culture migrating to politics has, but: reporters are on YOUR side. Criticize them, sure! But they’re in the room to hold power to account on your behalf.
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4 years
Just to clarify (stop talking about the fucking fly): Pence didn't answer the question about accepting election results/peaceful transfer of power. And there was no followup.
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@ClareMalone
Clare Malone
2 years
So incredibly excited to be heading back to @NewYorker ! Covering media biz, journalism and politics starting Monday. Hit me up with tips! Clare_malone @newyorker .com
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More news from @newyorker ! @anand_gopal_ @claremalone @gmochkofsky @rachmonroe coming aboard as staff and contributing writers. Note to staff below.
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Clare Malone
4 years
This is our coverage philosophy. It will not be driven by POTUS misinformation: "The outcome of the 2020 pres elec. is still in doubt, and likely won’t become clearer until PA and MI finish counting all their votes. We’re also waiting for official projections in GA, AZ, WI."
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Clare Malone
4 years
In keeping with 538’s new wellness mentality re: election stress, this my my reminder to get off the internet for a while! I just went for a run, walks are great too. You don’t get bonus points for staring at your screen the whole day.
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Clare Malone
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My first thought seeing these images is that American schoolchildren go through drills for this stuff. Look at the faces of the adults.
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BREAKING: political reporters all got the same email!!!!
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Clare Malone
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To all people who write me emails about how we can't empirically prove sexism plays into voter choice: There were a historic number of women running and now the woman who shared an ideological world view (by and large) w/one of the male frontrunners is gone. Don't be stupid.
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Clare Malone
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🎧New pod🎧 from my friends @NateSilver538 @galendruke @perrybaconjr . Continue to like and subscribe! Know I will; the discussion has been and will always been smart, unexpected, and fun. Don't miss out!
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This is some high level bad faith shit!
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3 years
There are too many others to thank—the art, data viz, and analysis that makes 538 what it is comes from so many smart, talented people. I'm rooting for all of them. 11/11
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I’ve spent a lot of the past 5 years gabbing on a podcast (which is a lot of fun), but I’m also excited for many other possibilities that the medium holds (got some ideas). 6/
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A friend said this last night and I think it's true: 538's demise should be a bigger journalism story than Don Lemon being fired. Obv I've got some biases but...that site changed the way mainstream reporting on politics gets done (data + on the ground). 1/
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I'm honestly not sure the way that TV news is reporting these INCOMPLETE RESULTS is very responsible. Only 62 percent of the votes have been tabulated and that's not being emphasized, just the big pics of the candidates next to percentages.
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Clare Malone
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If you're not at least kind of depressed about covering politics right now, I would humbly offer that you're not actually thinking hard enough about it.
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Mail-in is the same as absentee voting.
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3 years
Saying goodbye to twitter for a bit. 👋
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Really distracted from the political shenanigans by this woman (top) finding her light
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Sam Brodey
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Matt Gaetz says he’s about to lead this phalanx of House Republicans into the SCIF to check out what’s going on with the whole impeachment thing
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Or, send me overseas! Or to do reporting on topics that aren’t politics. I’ve done that before, too. Here’s my reporting from Qatar 8/
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Oh my god the election has been so long that we’ve looped back around on ourselves and we’re back to the “holy shit, Mayor Pete is smart!” news cycle
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Here’s our official statement. I stand by the story and encourage people to read it in full.
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So, just to clarify where we are at 12:25 am: Biden surrogates are saying maybe we can't trust any of the results and Buttigieg has just declared himself the winner. 2020 has begun.
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You’ll still be able to find me at my newsletter My DM’s are open, and here’s a contact form if you don’t have my email and want to talk work. 9/
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Happy Father's Day! A reminder to please wear a mask so you don't kill other people's fathers.
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To be fair to Heidi Cruz, and even without any background knowledge of Cancun luxury hotel prices, that *does* seem like a pretty good deal.
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More on the @FiveThirtyEight news: Nate Silver is out when his contact expires (soon), & the models (election/sports) that are licensed to Disney will see the expiration of their license term when Nate's contract expires. So...that's basically the data that drives the site.👀
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Clare Malone
4 years
One week til the Election. I think I probably speak for many women on the political internet when I say, I am REALLY looking forward to it being over so that I can go to a cabin in the woods with no internet. This is not at all what I planned for when I got my writing job here:/
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It strikes me that "Officer Goodman" is a delightfully Dickensian name for the hero of the story.
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Literally almost just died when a red F150 turned into my pedestrian right of way IN FRONT OF a nypd traffic cop, who just told me he couldn’t do anything about it even though he said it was also “scary.” Vision Zero is going great, NYC!! @NYPDnews
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Clare Malone
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I might offend some people on here with this: please stop ruining your $$ pre-war apartments with this variety of chandelier. It’s really not as cute as you think.
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“I voted” stickers: the secular version of forehead ashes.
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4 years
The metaphor is too obvious. His absence, minus words on this website, is pretty extraordinary.
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Mark Knoller
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Lights that usually illuminate exterior of the WH have been turned off.
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Tom Steyer is that guy in your lit seminar whose only move was "building on what Katie said ... "
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I'm genuinely surprised by how much America cares about Jeopardy. This seems out of character for us.
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If we learn anything in 2020 let it be this: Take your fucking backpack off when you’re on a crowded train.
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Not to sound whatever but...it remains intensely embarrassing and stupid that network television continues to employ partisans for lame analysis like this. What exactly did we learn here?
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Chris Christie
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My comments tonight on @ABC about the conduct of @realDonaldTrump and the events today on Capitol Hill.
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Tv networks should not have partisans on these election night broadcasts. When you’re trying to communicate a clear FACTUAL report on allegations of election “stealing” from the president, it really uh, muddles things.
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This is a really depressing thing to watch. Incredibly so.
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Two male callers to CSPAN: one says Blasey Ford is lying, the other said he would take her out to the woodshed (if I heard correctly). One 76 year old woman caller says, weeping, she was molested in 2nd grade and that this testimony is bringing all the memories back.
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It’s time we started a national conversation about our misuse of quotation marks.
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🎶This clip is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S 🎶
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CSPAN
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. @SecPompeo : "There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration." Full video here:
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The GOP has wrestled with the morality of greater racial inclusion & its strategic benefits for decades. Time after time, it has chosen to pursue White voters. Here's my story, spanning 5 decades, about that consistent choice:
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I’m just tweeting right now to confirm to my editors that I am up late looking at Twitter and have read the story everyone else has read and agree it’s big news.
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I imagine Rex Tillerson is feeling very much like I did after every AP Latin exam in high school: incredibly relieved and positive he failed.
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Clare Malone
4 years
Typically I wouldn't RT something like this, but I get a LOT of feedback that boils down to you have "feminist ideas and bias." Said b/c I'm a woman. Think of being a journalist of color covering what's happening and being told your "bias" is showing. 1/
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Coronavirus is going to put on display Americans' belief in "American exceptionalism" & the idea that nothing very bad could happen here. It's a mindset that we've nourished in our civic education & politics for years and it doesn't really jibe w/pandemics
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Jennifer Haberkorn
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The U.S. Capitol is packed with tourists
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Clare Malone
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So, Oprah might well run for prez, but I find our collective compulsion to jump to post-speech discussions of her presidential viability vaguely irritating. Doesn't anyone want to linger over the specific content of what she said first? Ya know, all that women's equality stuff...
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Clare Malone
3 years
Actually, I’m really enjoying this runoff. Go figure.
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4 years
The chant is literally "stop the vote." Amazing.
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Clare Malone
5 years
Consider this: there are only 25 women serving in the United States senate and two of them have recently shared that they were raped. How wholly depressing.
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Clare Malone
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Anita, due respect, but every time I speak professionally, it’s with my “big girl voice.” I’m sorry you don’t like the way it sounds. Note bene: radio reporters will have the same response to this.
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Clare Malone
4 years
Anyhow. I'm not a statistician or a man & I've written for 538 for 4 years (jesus) Love to hear your feedback about how I'm not doing it right, but until they fire me, or drag the keyboard from my cold dead hands, you're just going to have to put up w/me. Or like, unfollow me✌️
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Clare Malone
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We'll always wonder what the Cory Booker-Rosario Dawson White House wedding would have looked like.
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Clare Malone
3 years
Thank god New York is a low key city that doesn't have a lot of young, computer-savvy, anxious people in their 30s. It should be very easy to get an online vax appmt!
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Clare Malone
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It's almost like Warren is a lawyer or something.
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Clare Malone
3 years
And the Nobel for tone-deafness goes to...
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Clare Malone
4 years
My interview w/ @staceyabrams . We talked not just her presidential decisions, but her thoughts on the VP speculation abt her, media coverage of her race and much more. (This will also appear in your @FiveThirtyEight podcast feed)
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FiveThirtyEight
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Do you think the country will elect a woman president in the next 20 years? Stacey Abrams: Yes. Do you think they'll elect a black woman? Stacey Abrams: Yes. Do you think they'll elect you? Stacey Abrams: Yes. That's my plan. And I'm very pragmatic.
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Clare Malone
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*And no need for the virtue-signaling replies. Just don't fucking do this.
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Clare Malone
5 years
Just heard one college student explain what seltzer is to another college student: “it’s like non-alcoholic White Claw.”
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Clare Malone
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Trump is using an "unsecured Android phone"...
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Tammy Duckworth is having a baby in April, and she's going to be the first US senator to give birth while in office.
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Clare Malone
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Gmail has been "de-prioritizing" emails I send to myself. What is the algorithm trying to tell me about self worth?
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Clare Malone
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This is like the stupid break that happens at weddings when the people get married in the afternoon but don't start the reception until like 8pm.
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Clare Malone
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Soo...no one has a plan for how to deal with Mitch McConnell.
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Clare Malone
6 years
Happy International Women's Day. I think I speak for all of us when I say that we'd prefer your appreciation expressed in large cash bonuses. Thanks!
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Clare Malone
3 years
One more thing before I block twitter for the rest of the day: I hate to inform you of this, but not everything you disagree with is "both sides-ism". Think harder.
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Clare Malone
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Honestly, I think a better glimpse into the thinking of the Democratic candidates would be a 4-hour dinner party that's video-taped where everyone just talks politics and gets a little too heated. It's how everyone else talks politics!
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I look forward to going home at night now so I can touch my face in peace.
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Clare Malone
4 years
Imagine being in your late 30s and having the entire world in awe after you declared on Instagram that you wanted to be financially independent.
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Clare Malone
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I wrote about Lis Smith, the woman who helped create the "Mayor Pete" national brand—and who's a fascinating character in her own right.
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Clare Malone
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Ummmmm. (from @semafor )
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Clare Malone
4 years
Not sure who's running this twitter feed, but these aren't real quotes & it's misleading for them to be in quotation marks. You might think the "joke" is obvious but a lot of people on the internet won't know it's satire. This is how disinformation spreads
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Clare Malone
3 years
My heart goes out to Scalia's third child, who he also didn't think deserved to get into UVA
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Micah Schwartzman
3 years
In his letter, Justice Scalia criticized UVA for rejecting admission of three of his children. He concluded by saying: "I will not accept the Jefferson Award, or anything else, from the University of Virginia. Not now. Not ever." /4
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Clare Malone
3 years
If you're a DC reporter on the scene at the Capital please stay safe and remember the (terrible, horrible, but good for safety) girl-at-a-party rule: stay in pairs.
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Clare Malone
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That was one big-ass bible. Biden wants to make sure that oath sticks.
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