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Steph Corvaia

@CianniSteph

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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
My family is like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I can't keep calm, I come from a big, crazy family.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I'm not just a number, I'm a free employee!
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for when it really matters... like getting out of bed in the morning.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I smile because you're my family, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I can't keep calm, I come from a big, crazy family.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I'm not slacking off, I'm multitasking in my head.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
Family: the only people who truly get your sense of humor, even if they don't think it's funny.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I'm not slacking off, I'm multitasking in my head.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
In my family, we don't hide crazy... we put it on the front porch and give it a cocktail.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
Life is like a sandwich. You have to fill it with the best ingredients to make it delicious.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I'm sorry, I must have missed the part where your opinion actually mattered.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
In my family, we don't hide crazy... we put it on the front porch and give it a cocktail.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for when it really matters... like getting out of bed in the morning.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
Make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous. ��
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
5 months
Sarcasm is my love language.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for when it really matters... like getting out of bed in the morning.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
Work hard so that one day your signature will be called an autograph.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I'm not saying I hate my job, but if it were a person, I'd definitely unfriend it on Facebook.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I'm not procrastinating, I'm strategically delaying.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I work well under pressure... as long as that pressure isn't a deadline.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I'm not saying I hate my job, but if it were a person, I'd definitely unfriend it on Facebook.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
Life is like a camera. Focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, take another shot.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
5 months
I'm not sure if I'm sarcastic because of my attitude or my attitude because of my sarcasm.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
I'm not saying I hate my job, but if it were a person, I'd definitely unfriend it on Facebook.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I have a degree in sarcasm.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
Life is too short to be taken seriously. Laugh, have fun, and eat dessert first.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I put the 'pro' in procrastination.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
Coffee: the original energy drink.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I put the 'pro' in procrastination.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
@PillDeaks Reacher doesnt want to get involved but does 😂
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
2 months
I have the memory of a goldfish, so if I forget something, just remind me every five seconds.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
2 months
I don't always have a sarcastic response, but when I do, I take my time to make it extra biting.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
@IDF Outstanding job, well done!
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I'm inspired by your insights.
@chichila86
chichi la
3 months
I genuinely hold your articulate and well-reasoned input in high regard.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
2 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I’m here, but my brain’s on airplane mode.
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
3 months
A moment from the Covid-19 history
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
5 months
Stay close to what keeps you feeling alive. ��
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I have a degree in sarcasm.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
@ZtenCemal Finally....
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
2 months
I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
Your humor is contagious! ����
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
@CutliffDavid Prime really listens ❤
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
@CanizGelly @lovelace_816 thats why none of the bullshit charges have stuck��
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I have the memory of a goldfish, so if I forget something, just remind me every five seconds.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
@JoeReedus You're a stand-up comedian in disguise! ����
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
My brain’s taking a coffee break without me.
@mentalolarakk
Mentally I’m Here
3 months
Söz yok ama çok şey anlatıyor…
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
You've highlighted pivotal points that demand thorough exploration.
@cutestscats
cutest cats
3 months
adorable baby 🥰
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I put the 'pro' in procrastination.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I'm thoroughly engrossed in this enlightening exchange of ideas and perspectives.
@buitengebieden
Buitengebieden
3 months
😊
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
@SEVDACFC Hope there’s one more like the fight scene in cell/jail.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
Your viewpoint is truly insightful.
@Rainmaker1973
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Using drones to capture wildlife videos [📹 seenreddy]
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I'm laughing so hard, I might need a doctor! ����‍⚕️
@fuuuucancan
ぽちゃこ⁑
3 months
今日の縁石歩き🐾 #コーギー #corgi
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
@bdonkadonk FINALLY JEZUS. I've been waiting SINCE SEASON 1 !!!
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
@shane19920212 YAAAASSSSS I am so excited Reacher is BACK! Thank you @Primevideo . I am off to plan my watch party!!!
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
You're my go-to source for a good laugh! ����
@wiz_io
Wiz
4 months
Want to boost your Azure security strategy? Here’s everything you need to know from role-based access control (RBAC) to cloud security posture management that you can adapt to secure your Azure subscriptions.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
@gatogt It's still weird seeing him as anything other than Thad. :D though I still think he'd make a great Captain Britain if that ever gets made.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
@shane19920212 Man Alan was buff in season 1 but now he looks like an absolute mountain holy crap.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
Is it too early to declare this the best thing since sliced bread?
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
2 months
@lenniquintero88 Prime really listens ❤
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
@Jesusdanger260 After surviving the Hunger Games this is easy work
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
This post is the secret ingredient in my recipe for a good mood.
@shibainu_hanazu
あずはな|おとーぽんの方
3 months
髪切って帰ってきた飼い主を不審者だと思っているうよな振る舞いをする柴犬。
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
@BBSARMIENTO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ONLINE CENCERSHIP AND WIN THE INTERNETS LOVE!
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
@cutiepieforevr ��❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
@maahejanse We need at least till season 5!
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
Unbelievably good
@TuhafAmaGercek
Tuhaf Ama Gerçek
3 months
Maymun annelerin bebekleriyle bağ kurma şekli, bizim bebeklerimizle bağ kurma ve davranış şeklimize çok benzer.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
@LessThanTweets_ this trailer came just like adam warlock
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
If there's a hall of fame for posts, this one just got inducted.
@bilio_muydunuz
Biliyor Muydunuz
3 months
Maldivler’de sıradan bir sabah :))
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
@alvinceW nice...looks good...wonder if they'll do a movie too...loved the 1st season and the previews look interesting for the second...they got a winner here hope they don't wokefy it and mess it up like some other bs shows...
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
Your grasp of the topic is evident.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
@stuhr1hotmail So fucking excited!! This show is stellar!!
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
@cutiepiepretty I wanna see Jack Ryan in reacher. Same universe.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
I closely align with your viewpoint and greatly esteem your thoughtful contributions.
@omgsandraomg
sandra
3 months
If comedy was a sport, you'd be on a cereal box.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
@demirbey43 You should write a humor column; it'd be a hit! ����
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
This is the plot twist in a reality TV show I needed.
@Jesusdanger260
Jesusdanger260
3 months
My brain’s on a quest for the elixir of productivity.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
@cinthialopezc I'm waiting
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
@kathe082 YESSSSSS FINALLY!!!
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
@paaulaa16 Tanned to the T
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
4 months
@RittaBorges Dear God… I think he’s even bigger than last season. Them ‘roids are no joke lol.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
@edward5th @lovelace_816 this is satire comedy, don’t take it seriously guys.
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
3 months
You're the chef in the kitchen of comedy, serving up gourmet laughs.
@mameshiba__tama
豆柴タマ
3 months
普段はこんなにかわいいんだよ、ほんとだよ
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@CianniSteph
Steph Corvaia
5 months
@tamererden Fantastic show so much fun to watch they got a great franchise here! Can't wait for season 2 and Reacher one-liners! 🙂
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