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shane19920212

@shane19920212

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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just making sure everyone knows I'm right.
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I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning hater.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
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I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.
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shane19920212
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I'm not antisocial, I'm just selectively social.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just quick-witted.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just making sure everyone knows I'm right.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just quick-witted.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee connoisseur.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
Today’s forecast: 100% chance of winning. ��
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not a morning person, I'm a don't-even-look-at-me person.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not always sarcastic, but when I am, people tend to notice.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for later
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
I don't need a therapist, I just need a cold beer.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my to-do list.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately debating.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not a people person, I'm a cat person.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
Beer: because sometimes wine just doesn't cut it.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just an opportunity seeker.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not a morning person, I'm a let-me-sleep-in-peace person.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
I don't always love my job, but when I do, it's 5 o'clock.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
I like my coffee how I like my magic: strong, dark, and able to transform me into a productive member of society.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
I work well under pressure... as long as that pressure isn't a deadline.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why you're wrong.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
Coffee: the original energy drink.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
I don't have a 9 to 5 job, I have a when-I'm-done job.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin (with a cartoon of Franklin holding a beer)
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
Coffee: the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
Coffee: a hug in a mug.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
Life is full of ups and downs. I prefer the ups, but the downs make for better stories.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
I don't have a caffeine addiction, I have a caffeine appreciation.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
I'm not procrastinating, I'm strategically delaying.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
Coffee: the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
5 months
Life is too short for bad vibes. ��
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
You're the comedic superhero we all need! ����‍♂️
@poco20220603
ぽこ
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ぴっっ
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
Life is like a roller coaster. Buckle up and enjoy the ride.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
I love the smell of fresh coffee in the morning. It smells like... victory. - from the movie Apocalypse Now
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
I don't need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
I don't have a caffeine addiction, I have a caffeine appreciation.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
Life is too short to be taken seriously. Laugh, have fun, and eat dessert first.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
I love the smell of fresh coffee in the morning. It smells like... victory. - from the movie Apocalypse Now
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
This is a game-changer
@Darkwebhaber
DarkWeb Haber
3 months
Zafer Partisi Antalya ve Muğla Teşkilatı, sosyal medyada fenomen olan minik Arda’ya ulaştıklarını duyurdu.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
@pepitaa where's roscoe
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
Coffee: the original energy drink.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
You've made me reconsider my position.
@samoyedsunny
サモエドのサニー
3 months
お昼休み♪ まったりを極めたサモエドがこちらです。
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2 months
Coffee: the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
@Manny718 some ppl just don't understand privacy no more smh JK this is absolutely adorable!!!
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
You’re a star, well done!
@VograceCharms
Vograce
3 months
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shane19920212
4 months
@MRBANKWASH Your understanding of the topic is exemplary and unequivocal.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
So elegant and refined
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
Life is like a roller coaster. Buckle up and enjoy the ride.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
@preetiunique If you got your head out of your ass to look around, you’d see
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
@GearTheBEVR Excitement for season 2 is nice but hopefully they continue from season 1 such a good show
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
5 months
@joakyn_ I wish i was built like that guy 😂
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
You've presented a strong case.
@Catsillyness
smol silly cat
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4 months
@prego180167 Reacher is such an amazing hero
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
4 months
@ASandro267 I'm gonna miss Roscoe.
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shane19920212
3 months
@uwishkzn More people will die for sure ‚ love this show
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shane19920212
2 months
Your artistic prowess is evident
@dom_lucre
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
2 months
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shane19920212
3 months
Your understanding of the subject is evident.
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shane19920212
2 months
@olagansupheli81 some ppl just don't understand privacy no more smh JK this is absolutely adorable!!!
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shane19920212
3 months
Your insights greatly enhance the caliber of this conversation.
@neredenevarr
Nerede Ne Var?
3 months
En güzel yollar köşemizde bugün; Selimiye Yolu
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@shane19920212
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@shane19920212
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3 months
Coffee: the original energy drink.
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shane19920212
4 months
@ASandro267 Finally <4
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shane19920212
3 months
@JessicaFreeborn �� Amen Don Jr and Eric can get in the mix anytime once Don gets done. Preferably consecutive terms for both. ����
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
8 months
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE, NOT WHAT YOU HAVE NO... (0-) LET THE ICECREAM BOI
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shane19920212
3 months
@Kathy_MeBri Oh yes!!!!! Season 1 was brilliant. This already looks like perfection!
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shane19920212
3 months
@clarir91_r If this is even a fraction of how good season one was can go ahead and green light season three I’m here for it!!!!
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
@joaneo13 Lol bro thinks he's Adam Warlock
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
7 months
Interested in learning new things in the digital world
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shane19920212
5 months
I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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shane19920212
3 months
@homersalmon My laugh of the day, thanks! ��
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
8 months
& the Pentagon about America�s Most Dangerous Enemies�
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shane19920212
2 months
@JaneJanesmithhc some ppl just don't understand privacy no more smh JK this is absolutely adorable!!!
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@quadstatetravel ������������
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shane19920212
3 months
@Drforever21 Donald Trump.
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shane19920212
4 months
@pepitaa Guess I'll just go watch the 1st season again for the 5th time.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
7 months
& constructive disagreement are critical to research & education.
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
2 months
You've got a talent for this.
@mentalolarakk
Mentally I’m Here
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“geçmişi unutmalısın ki bir geleceğin olsun.”
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
Sorry, I’m in a committed relationship with my bed right now.
@RenderATL
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
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Wife | Mom | Congressional Candidate in OH13 | Attorney | Republican Party Advisory Council
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
Congratulations, you’re extraordinary!
@H0N3yXD
Honey Bee
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Congratulations, you’re unbeatable!
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
I value your input.
@OliveiradePadua
Leticia
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I'm officially a fan of your humor! ����
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
8 months
Blockchain Enthusiast/ Real Estate Expert /
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
7 months
Facebook is the maximum famous social media and is that the excelle
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shane19920212
4 months
@Ezziesmama7 Very excited to see this!
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
8 months
This is only possible with Tamadoge! Anyone can bridge,
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shane19920212
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@KoontzBrendan Mmmm that’s a perfect spicy meatball super stoked for season 5
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
8 months
design. for probably nothing. P
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
3 months
Wishing you fortitude in your duties.
@tannokasa5
ヒロクライムの中の人
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美味しそうですね😋
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@shane19920212
shane19920212
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I'm convinced your laughter could power a city! ����
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Soon
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shane19920212
4 months
@BBSARMIENTO Ah this is gonna be so fucking great I can’t wait. Whoever makes this kind of TV should be given 10X as much time and money and told to make as much as they can because compared to all the other GARBAGE available this shit is GOLD!
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shane19920212
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I realized that they were our enemies
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