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I am a satirist & all posts are in the spirit of this. Everything posted is a parody & should never be taken seriously on any level. Have fun & Trolls be Damned
Joined October 2015
@JeanetteJing @JordanChariton @NicoleJeanLTL @rosariodawson @jaketapper Debate clip-1998 film "BULWORTH"#singlepayer
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When did police start dressing like Fortnite characters? And what is camouflage good for in a city? Dress is a form of speech and we need to pay attention to the message we’re being sent.
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#Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair on getting fined for wearing “stop the genocide” on his eye black last week against the Steelers: “It’s bigger than me,” and “it makes people uncomfortable..”
Source: Texans’ LB Azeez Al-Shaair was fined $11,593 for a violation of the NFL uniform and equipment rules for wearing eye black that contained a personal message during last week’s Wild Card game.
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🇮🇪✊️🇵🇸 When Your Opponent Isn't a Palestinian Baby in the Occupied Palestinian Territories, West Bank and Gaza Irish wrestler Paddy McCorry defeats Israeli wrestler Shoki Farage and raises the Palestinian flag in celebration directly in front of him.
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This is a beaut
John’s tribute to Bobby was so profoundly moving, poetic and eloquent. I’m so proud of him for getting through it. He’s so strong. I love him so much. Bobby will forever be perched on his shoulder and in his dreams❤️
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Detention centers are run like hotels, bad ones. It’s all about occupancy, filling the beds and billing tax payers billions.
“That’s slavery.” Civil Rights lawyer Oliver Ma (running for CA Lt. Gov.) reminds us ICE detainees work in for-profit prisons for $1/day just to pay for phone calls to their families. Cruelty is big business. P.S. @CoreCivic’s new CEO’s last name is “Swindle” — beyond parody
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Today as the Dead faithful celebrated the life of Bob Weir, John Mayer delivered perhaps the only “Ripple” that’s ever made me smile-cry… Highly suggest.😔
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My opponent, pro-genocide Democrat @RepAdamSmith, has spent 29 years as a general for the billionaires and warmongers. His billionaire and health insurance industry donors have full confidence that he won't allow Medicare for All to go forward. So it is beyond shameful that
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Here’s what’s been going on with me. I’m sincerely happy to able to tell you our victory of free speech this week. Your support has meant so much to me, thank you ❤️
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There’s so much comedic fodder here. Whether it’s Neolibs/Neocons being “Bored of Peace” or the fact that Tony Blair was a pied Piper for “Operation Iraqi Freedom,” which led to 1M Iraqi civilian deaths & is now on Trump’s Board(Bored) of Peace. This dystopian 🐴💩 needs to end.
When you want to commit a war crime, you appoint a war criminal.
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Honest yet fuct perspective
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So many writers throughout history have stated this in so many ways. It should be accepted as a universal, cautionary truth and used as context when you hear those loud, repetitive voices, often on tv, trying to stir up fear, anger and hatred.
“Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.” — Robert Frost
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Should surprise no one
This is pathetic on so many levels. If @GavinNewsom can get pushed around like this by a pipsqueak like @benshapiro he most definitely is to weak to be president
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Monsanto @Bayer is asking SCOTUS for a get-out-of-jail-free card tomorrow. They sold Roundup. They hid the risks. Juries held them liable. Now they want the Supreme Court to erase it all. This is corporate immunity not justice.
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Newsom says he doesn’t believe Israel is committing genocide and completely capitulates to Shapiro’s Hasbara framing.
Gavin Newsom tries to avoid taking a position on whether he believes that Israel committed a genocide in Gaza: "I understand the tendency for people to make that, to assert that on the basis of the images and the proportionality." When pressed further, he says: "I don't know
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BILT became the first firm to voluntarily offer credit cards with a 1-year 10% interest rate. After that? The interest rate skyrockets to 26.74% to 34.74%. Trump Cards would be a total scam. We need a real statutory usury law, not a bait and switch to enrich Wall Street.
Kevin Hassett on Trump's 10% cap on credit card interest rates: "Our expectations is that it won't necessarily require legislation because there will be great new Trump Cards provided voluntarily by the banks."
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This was the point of DOGE all along.
The IRS is effectively unable to audit private equity, venture capital, and real estate investment firms. Thousands of workers have been fired from the agency since DOGE and the world's richest man took an ax to it. Now audits of these giant enterprises have dropped 80 or 90%.
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I'm going to institute the Monty Python Peace Prize, which will be awarded each year to the highest bidder
Machado made a mockery of herself and the Nobel Peace Prize.
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