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Manager HDI TH!NX IIoT Campus - Dad - Ex @SocieteGenerale, @allianz, @capgeminiinvent. All opinions are my own. Like, Follow, RT ≠ endorsement!

Berlin, Germany
Joined June 2008
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@ChristophBauer
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@lauriewired
LaurieWired
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Occasionally I like to explore what weird things are possible to “rent” in the cloud. Did you realize there’s a whole market for shared time on rare analog synths and audio equipment? All remotely controlled by robots turning the knobs.
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@ChristophBauer
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5 days
That‘s not what I was expecting
@stewartbrand
Stewart Brand
5 days
So, there’s a $1.5 billion judgement against Anthropic for including 480,000 books in training their AIs. Five of my books are among them. Word is, there might be $1,500 payout per book, according to my agent Max Brockman. I wrote him the following:
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@ChristophBauer
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5 days
I just claimed my "frequent flier points" on @launchonsoar Not endorsing the platform, however, the animation was AMAZING. Kudos to whoever did this. If you traded on Soar itself, Pumpfun, Believe, or MetaDAO, have a look, pretty cool UI:
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@AISafetyMemes
AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes ⏸️
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If you prompt DeepSeek with topics the CCP doesn't like, it will secretly sabotage you.
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@ChristophBauer
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11 days
Americans discovering Tête de Moine in 2025 🤭
@wirecutter
NYT Wirecutter
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We're starting a petition to have this cheesy contraption at every holiday party from here on out. You in? Read writer Maki Yazawa's review on the medieval-looking cheese cutter that “provides boundless entertainment for my inquisitive guests” here: https://t.co/64ec2a2VjH
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@ChristophBauer
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11 days
Calling it: Bear market is over. SOL / ETH / BTC with some pretty strong candles.
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@lavitalenta
Lord of Leisure
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No dude has ever rocked harder
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@ChristophBauer
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9-year old daughter just said that the Christmas elves are „probably from China“.
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@ChristophBauer
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13 days
When shopping I always look at female designer shoes and bags with astonishment: The quality is not even worth 1/3 of the price. Compared with elegant mid-tier men‘s shoes (Trickers, Carmina, etc.) it‘s complete crap. Same with Gucci bag vs. Pad & Quill. Buy things that last.
@languidreamer
♡ elena ♡
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when this happened to me i was getting comments that i mustve worn them too much or that my tabis were fake. the truth is, high price tags are no longer a signifier of quality. people would rather defend a company than accept that theyre being deceived
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@ChristophBauer
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Just play the ZEC swing trade between 500 and whatever is the high it reaches the days after.
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@ChristophBauer
ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴏᴘʜ ʙᴀᴜᴇʀ
13 days
My guess: China is doing this since a few years.
@chatgpt21
Chris
13 days
This is insane… OpenAI Anthropic & Google just got access to petabytes of proprietary Data, The data is coming from the 17 National Laboratories, which have been hoarding experimental data for decades. We aren't just talking about better chatbots anymore. The US Government’s
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@ChristophBauer
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Für mich fühlen sich 99% der Deutschen Produktionen so an.
@LiberalMut
Silver Didi 📯 🏳️‍🌈
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Ohne ÖRR…wer würde dann solche Dialoge für Geld schreiben?
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@ChristophBauer
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For real: the externalities of large sports events are not adequately priced. Example: Every weekend I pay for the police to show up at pro football matches. If the profits are private, the whole service infrastructure should be private as well.
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@ChristophBauer
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13 days
Does someone need some @base app invites? Happy to share, just comment below.
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@ChristophBauer
ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴏᴘʜ ʙᴀᴜᴇʀ
14 days
sorry Leute, ich dachte der Shuttlebus kostet jetzt extra
@oida_grantler
Gr@ntlɘr 🥨🍺
14 days
Ja, wo samma denn?! Ach so, Köln.
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@blknoiz06
Ansem
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@jon_charb metadao is arguably the most important project in crypto rn for the future of altcoins
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@ChristophBauer
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@skooookum
skooks
18 days
Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name
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@ChristophBauer
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There‘s not many things in crypto I would recommend to the average individual. @aave’s new yield app is the exception. 6% with deposit insurance. It‘s a no brainer if you are used to TradFi rates. Enter code A76B0F during signup to move up the waitlist
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@ChristophBauer
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I guess we know jow what they will announce soon.
@wongmjane
Jane Manchun Wong
19 days
Coinbase is working on stock trading
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@ChristophBauer
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24 days
Sieht ziemlich terroristisch aus, das Ganze. Also MegaTerror! Da sollte man sofort Todesstrafen aussprechen. Hab ich das richtig paraphrasiert?
@mz_storymakers
storymakers
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Erneut können linksextremistische Terroristen am #BrandenburgerTor unmittelbar vor der US-Botschaft ungestört einen Kranwagen aufbauen, während @polizeiberlin interessiert zuschaut. #Berlin
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