Austin Christman
@ChristmanAustin
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When the booty leaves you speechless https://t.co/KcYQPZN243
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It never fails everytime at the gas station I get stuck behind the crackhead buying 47 1$ scratch off tickets
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The Monday after the time goes back is the only day of the year I wake up on time for work
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I saw two mini trumps so far tonight. At least I know a couple parents have some common sense #hillaryforprison
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When you're deciding between beers and then you look at your bank account https://t.co/t3WKoy3pcQ
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They even come with the warning, "don't use near children"... How nice of them.
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I roll into class 20 minutes early. Just so I know I got my seat in the back
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I've been doing great I guess I can't complain I don't think about yesterday
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Quicktrip fuck around and steal all you money cuase their food is good 😂 @ChristmanAustin
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The wi in wi-fi probably stands for why pay for the shit cause it never works
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I can't wait to be able to complain about how hot it is outside #fuckthecold
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