The Academy knows I exist. that’s a step in the right direction

hey Twitter can I have my checkmark back now that you have competition.

long games ONLY.

with purchased blue checkmarks and purchased followers, the last bastion of authenticity on the internet is true community.

bro I wish beauty brands would just GET IT already. show your founder!! we’re more interested in someone’s face and story than we will EVER be in watching lipstick get smushed.

I swear to god time expands in Miami 🙇‍♀️🕰️🙌✨.

this practice is absolutely insane. as a paying customer, you should not ALSO be obligated to have your name image or likeness used as marketing materials for any business, ever.

Dubai must do, must see things?! besides the obvious 🤓🙏.

nobody will be more horrified by your boundaries than those who are committed to violating them. you can always be polite, but these people deserve zero meaningful space in your life.

honored to have attended #satoshiroundtable in support of my partner. although I’m not in the space, I felt super inspired by the blockchain folks attempting to build a more equitable permissionless future for all. 🤍.

perhaps in future the out, loud and proud hatred/judgment for certain professions will be unacceptable to the level that racism and misogyny are now.

most everyone: “I’m too old for TikTok” . my friend Heidi, 62, whose TikTok just did 2m views in 11 hours:

RT @SahilBloom: The fastest way to improve your life:. Distance yourself from anyone who spends time putting down others or minimizing thei….

me dating in 2022: men are trash this is horrifying I want to die .me dating in 2023: “I tried to consider which side of the plane would give you the best sunset view when booking our flights to Dubai”.

the way people treat me before and after they see my social media will NEVER get old to me 🤣 I’m not offended, it’s honestly just funny.

also the Starlink aboard @flyjsx is next level - internet as fast as on the ground. I am truly stunned at the #flyjsx experience. cc: @alexwilcox.

traveling with @flyjsx feels like the way flying was advertised in the 60s.

yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried WINNING with your FRIENDS.

the only thing close to the feeling of your video going viral is a close friend’s video going viral and let me tell you, it is a VERY close second 🥰.

stocking the fridge before they get there is a love language.

City I dislike: Barcelona .City I think is overrated: NYC.City I like: London.City I love: Miami.City I most feel myself in: Los Angeles .City I still need to visit: Tokyo.City I dream of living in: Lisbon.