we saw you from across the severed floor and really dug your vibe

happy 62nd birthday Eddy!! I’m so lucky to be one of the few people in the world you’ve entrusted with your Benjamin Button secret (the secret that you’re aging Benjamin Button style, old to baby). you don’t look a day over 28 😉🤞🏻

I took the substance and peter griffin crawled out of my back. is this normal? is this what is supposed to happen?

I had a challengers themed birthday party over the weekend and eddy didn’t spontaneously split into two tennis twunks. what am I doing wrong. can somebody help

world’s angriest elf

happy birthday FREAK!!!

matt rife looks like a ventriloquist doll was granted a wish to be a real boy.

even at my lois im still a family guy

this is a threat.

me and the new cool bug I caught

great, another delightful photo full of whimsy destroyed by the vulgar American mind. not eating sushi for another year.

my favorite part about this image is how crazy the guy looks. Eyes wide, in business casual, fucking salivating over digging that tunnel

had a blast watching these fireworks! guy next to us seemed like he was going through it but I think ultimately he enjoyed it too 😊

RT @eddyburback: This summer, I spent an entire month of my life going to every Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville in the country. This video ha….

sorry guys, can’t hang out tonight. Oppenheimer just blew a huge load of emotion inside me.

this was the best gift of my life. i’ve never seen austin powers.

engaging in the ancient and powerful tradition of drunk girl running