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news manager @ men's journal, formerly @ genius & thrillist, fast food tweets, opinions my own 🏳️🌈 chris.mench @thearenagroup .net
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“Yeah that was my flop era”
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What I ordered vs what I got… Y’all I am sick lmfao
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Kristin Wiig eating the Jordan almond in Bridesmaids:
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Just heard a trainer at my gym say “good boy” to his client after his set. HOW do I hire him.
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At some point I have to consider widespread Covid-induced brain damage as a possibility…
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Recently found out my boyfriend keeps a stash of goldfish somewhere in the house and rewards me with a bag when I do something good or am sad. Acting like he went out and bought it special for the occasion. IM BEING MANIPULATED 🤬
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I’d say turn them over but I know those accounts are empty.
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Gay people will be like “the world wasn’t ready for this collaboration” and be referencing Carly Rae Jepsen and Owl City.
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I got that kinda—wait, wait—fixate. Which bitch you know made a million off a mixtape?
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My friends taking 3 hours to get ready every day only to emerge in a speedo & one single accessory is going to radicalize me.
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It's crazy how quickly Yachty turned from "the rapper teens are into" to "the rapper brands think teens are into."
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Being in a relationship has doubled my wardrobe and halved my rent y'all should really try it sometime!
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Fun fact: I used to commute through the Occulus and was there the one time they opened it.
fun fact about the oculus: the windows along the top were designed to open and they did exactly once, upon closing it the seal failed so now it leaks and in winter icicles form so they rope off the center. nyc spends thousands every year on flex tape as a solution to this problem
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Happy to report the beach is doing great things for my hair 🌊
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Hell’s Kitchen and Bushwick gays need to do a cultural exchange where yall teach us how to dress and we teach you how to control body odor.
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@coreytimes
Lmao basically. It was a Facebook ad. I’m contacting the Better Business Bureau 😩
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Now why is the Charli XCX and Troye Sivan show selling like it's Beyonce?? 10,000 people in the Ticketmaster queue lol. My seats are secured tho, y'all be safe!
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Okay I severely overestimated the distance I can run lol fake spring is humbling me.
Oh I'm about to go on the most shirtless run of all time after work.
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Sad to report that after 4.5 years (and 4,762 articles) I was laid off as the Senior News Editor at Genius yesterday. First: I'm available for everything from freelance stories to full-time gigs. chrismench
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I’m sorry but being gay really is the most beautiful thing. We take years of bullying and rejection and hate and turn it into the most amazing sense of community and togetherness. I really would not trade it for the world.
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Can’t really see it from the other picture but the print literally has a crochet pattern in addition to the weird flesh tone. They really just played in my face 😩
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In Buenos Aires for the World Cup final when Messi & Argentina pulled off the win on penalty kicks. Once in a lifetime moment for real. 🇦🇷
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Every NYC apartment has an exposed pipe that will give you 3rd degree burns
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Meanwhile y’all can’t keep a man 😬
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Seriously nobody let me go more than two weeks without a haircut ever again
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I got my ears pierced on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights, New Jersey when I was 17 and wasted so the vaccine didn't really phase me. Some of us are built different.
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A lot of “I would be so embarrassed if this happened at my wedding” people online today and it’s like...
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