Chris
@ChrisCJBrown
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Most tweets are awful sporting takes.
Nottingham
Joined February 2009
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First of all…. Happy International Women’s Day
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Congratulations to Matt Goodwin on his appointment as Shadow MP for Gorton and Denton.
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Standard paternity leave in the UK is so bad. What the hell are you supposed to do with 2 weeks?
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It’s adorable and fascinating the amount people from other countries think English people ever think their sports teams are actually good
England in rugby: not as good as what they think they are England in cricket: not as good as what they think they are England in football: not as good as what they think they are A trend.
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World class.
If Dyche goes today would anyone be surprised?
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You can disagree with Eni aluko without being so weird and disrespectful
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"That got as much response as my Roberto Martinez!" Andy Gray shoots down @richardajkeys' unlikely suggestion for a new #MUFC boss. #beINPL
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Just took the dog out to go potty
MAN WHEN WE PLAYED IN THAT COLD WEATHER WE WAS COLD.
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jarrett stidham:
accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life
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Some folks have been saying Bills/Broncos will be boring because they have no real history. Are they stupid?
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Millennial swimmers from Maryland:
when i think of absolutely dominant athletes, like one of the greatest of all time in their respective sport, i think about absolutely horrific it would’ve been to be the ppl competing against them in high school. like oh my god im 16 and i gotta play lebron james today
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get eating with Todd to stick on a pair of gloves and call that 'the viral roast dinner seafood broil' and you've got a multimillion pound business
Think I can say with confidence that I’m the only person on here who’s been to their ma’s today and come home with a bag of roast dinner
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Still the greatest 4.87 seconds of dead air in broadcasting history
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