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fixing healthcare @ https://t.co/t9w6D4gthn. ex @roivant @darpa. creative writing and daydreaming

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10 months
If you hate corrupt bureaucrats, you’ll love this speculative socio-scifi short story I wrote: “Could an Intergalactic Surgeon Tell an Organ From an Industry?”.
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i feel like this is what Trump would call einstein.
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BP appoints Albert Manifold as new chair
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10 months
if you're curious about the traffic figures they used to justify this:
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10 months
curious about AI for automating science and stories of how AI can fix a doctor's fuck ups? follow me @chocolateycrepe!.
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10 months
I don't know if it's just incompetence, kick-backs, or findom, but this is one of the worst misallocations of resources I've seen up close after years in startups. No risky bets, just bad decisions.
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10 months
NYC's public college system paid Oracle ~$600M to build our course management portal. It's built on top of Oracle's PeopleSoft suite, which they refused to customize without an extra $400M (to hit $1B). New Yorkers got the image below and pay $5M+ / year for *hosting*.
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WHAT. DOES. ORACLE. DO???????.
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1 year
- Aayush for some badass reverse engineering and taking us to the caves. - Raffi for sharing my first Sephardic Rosh Hashanah seder with me. - Marley + Raffi both for their persistent attentiveness and eclectically contributing to every part of the project. - Everyone for the joy
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1 year
- Stephen graciously let me practice my barber skills on him and subjected himself to our grueling experiments. - Stephen, Michelle, and Anna were great to work with on data collection, analysis, and banging our heads on failing sanity tests
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- Tomography Tom more than lived up to his famous name. His diet was an inspiration: - Jonathan and Paul were amazing to work with and get to know. Kind, thoughtful people and cracked ML scientists
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1 year
I’m lucky for all the friendships that bloomed from this amazing experience. Raffi and Marley did an amazing job organizing the house, not to mention:. - energy of Grace, Michel, Fiona designing circuits and sourcing hardware 15 hours a day was exhilarating
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RT @_marleyx: .@raffi_hotter and I ran a 2-week hackathon investigating whether you could decode images from a portable brain scanner. We g….
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1 year
RT @kasratweets: there is a revolution taking place in biology before our eyes. I spent the past month reading the papers & interviews of @….
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how developmental biology might contain the secrets to life, intelligence, and immortality
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RT @Jeanvaljean689: Paradoxically the feeling of safety is the foundation of all healthy risk taking which is exactly why it's so fuckin im….
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3 years
amazingly it came up with this composition all by itself -- the arcade steps leading into the arches, the arches leading into the eye, to the eye melting into the bright cluster of stars.
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3 years
coolest part of "girl in bathtub full of pomegranates" is that DALL-E must have wondered "where did the pomegranates come from?" and answered "the faucet, obviously"
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RT @titsay: *monch*
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RT @ElementoLab: The emerging role of mass spectrometry-based proteomics in drug discovery - fast-growing number of applications from disco….
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RT @KevinKaichuang: Machine learning directed evolution to improve CRISPR-Cas9 activity.
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RT @amyxzh: Ever notice how most community software encodes an admin/mod model? What about other models, like democracy? What if communitie….
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