I joined a gym last month on of those super expensive white girl / Milf gyms and met a 38 year old white women she hot but crazy and pays for everything so I like her
This girl had the nerve to respond to my IG story saying “are you gonna post every time you go to the gym” so I responded are you gonna keep posting every time you get cheated on 😬
Last night these frat dj who were absolutely terrible tried to flex on me and this mf said “ I’m playing festivals and I’m opening up for
@itsjohnsummit
what are you doing” 😂😂😂😂😂 ITS THE CAP FOR ME
Moved to LA from weak ass Santa Barbara wit just enough money to pay rent and a deposit not knowing if I was gonna find a good job 2 weeks living here I’ll be working remote getting paid good and living my best fucking life
This John summit shit been going on for 3 days aren’t yall tired 😂😂😂😂😂
I need whatever job yall go to sit on here and argue cause that’s a lot of free time
Bottle service culture is strange to me like coo you paid hella for the bottle that you barley got to drink dope you also invited hella Girls to your table that just wanted to drink for free and forget your name dope I’m happy for you
Well today I have to be a dick and kick my housemate boyfriend out he has overstayed his welcome hate to do it but nothing is more creepy than seeing a old man make out with a 22 year old chick knowing he has a kid her age
White California girls really move to New York and make it seem like it’s all coffee and cocktails …… like nah show me that rat that’s been tryna come into yo apartment for the last week show the what really going on
Well today I have to be a dick and kick my housemate boyfriend out he has overstayed his welcome hate to do it but nothing is more creepy than seeing a old man make out with a 22 year old chick knowing he has a kid her age
So for Mother’s Day I got my mom one of those things you can put in your car for the phone and she keeps sending me pictures and FaceTiming me every 5 min 😂❤️