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@Chippywoodchipr

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I’m what pedophiles and murderers fear and deserve, here to serve America, feet first. While I’m satirical, the message is not: Protect our children 🫡

Washington, DC
Joined March 2025
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@IanMalcolm84
IanMalcolm84
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Broken promises: 🇺🇸 Epstein, JFK, RFK, & 9/11 files 🇺🇸 Ban mRNA 🇺🇸 End wars 🇺🇸Mass deportations Instead it’s: 🇮🇱 Antisemitism laws 🇮🇱 Billions for Pfizer 🇮🇱 Deporting citizens 🇮🇱 Palantir databases 🇮🇱 Jerusalem as capital 🇮🇱 Billions & bombs for Israel & Ukraine MAGA is MIGA
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@Chippywoodchipr
Chippy the Wood Chipper
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This is some shit tier acting 😂 both Hamas and Israel and fucking retards.
@QudsNen
Quds News Network
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Following months of systematic torture and malnutrition in Israeli occupation prisons, a freed Palestinian detainee collapsed upon arrival after his release as part of the prisoner exchange deal.
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@Chippywoodchipr
Chippy the Wood Chipper
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Aaron Spencer has received my complete and unequivocal endorsement.
@nypost
New York Post
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Dad charged with killing his 14-year-old daughter’s rapist is running to be sheriff https://t.co/Pnwemhgf4J
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@Chippywoodchipr
Chippy the Wood Chipper
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How come when I post a comment that quotes the Bible, using Jesus’ words describing the Jews, the post is automatically limited before it’s posted @elonmusk. I thought this was the free speech platform?
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@MattWalshBlog
Matt Walsh
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The case of the child killer who was paroled and released from prison is even more insane than you think. My team reached out to the parole board last night. We were told by their spokeswoman that under Kentucky law Logan's killer, Ronald Exantus, is considered a "non-violent
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@Chippywoodchipr
Chippy the Wood Chipper
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This type of fear mongering after destroying their nuclear facilities and Israel’s history of attempted false flags and their widely publicized “Samson Option”, means if something like this happens, and there’s the slightest evidence Israel is involved, we should wipe Israel off
@SilentlySirs
SilencedSirs◼️
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🚨 JUST IN: Netanyahu warns Iran could soon strike U.S. cities with nukes — “Add 3,000 km more, and they can hit New York, Washington, or Miami. You don’t want to be under the nuclear gun of those chanting ‘Death to America.’”
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@Chippywoodchipr
Chippy the Wood Chipper
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@PeriklesGREAT Send her to the wood chipper feet first, there needs to be fear in these sickos, real, bone chilling fear of the consequences in order to protect children from these monsters 🫡
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@Chippywoodchipr
Chippy the Wood Chipper
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@RepMTG And yet taxes are still coming out of my paycheck and Congress is still cashing paychecks and receiving benefits
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@PenPizzaReport
Pentagon Pizza Report
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@jlkurtz
John Kurtz
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Dave Pasch says Texas Tech spent an “astronomical” amount on its roster. It’s hilarious how differently this gets talked about versus similarly priced SEC/Big Ten rosters.
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@grimcalls
Grim
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X changed the algorithm and now my TL is full of pro israel goy slop. Anyone else?
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@Haqiqatjou
Daniel Haqiqatjou
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If Jewish IQ is so much higher than the rest of us, why can't they beat us fair and square on social media in the marketplace of ideas? Why do they have to resort to using blackmail and other unethical methods to buy and influence the platforms in their favor?
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@creatrix_ttv
Creatrix
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“Why don’t libertarian ideas ever catch on?” The answer is: most people are stupid. In a libertarian society, stupidity is punished at the individual level. Under statism, stupidity is cushioned & the costs are redistributed collectively. Bad loan? Bailout. Bad diet?
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@Chippywoodchipr
Chippy the Wood Chipper
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What fucking insanity is this?! He’s not guilty by insanity but can somehow be released? No if you’re sane enough to be released you’re sane enough to stand trial and actually be punished for your horrific actions. Our courts are so broken with no accountability it’s past time
@unlimited_ls
Unlimited L's
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BREAKING: Father says he ‘WILL K*LL’ the man who broke into his Kentucky home and st*bbed his six-year-old boy to death after he was released from prison having served just half his sentence The boy’s father says, “I’ve had my talks with God… I told the court if I ever cross
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@Chippywoodchipr
Chippy the Wood Chipper
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Waiting for some liberal moron to think ICE is Immigration and Customs Enforcement 😂
@libsoftiktok
Libs of TikTok
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Donations by @netflix employees is 100% in favor of the Democrats
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@DHSgov
Homeland Security
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With today’s ruling, Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s final order of removal stands. This MS-13 gang member, human trafficker, domestic abuser, and child predator will never be loose on American streets. His lawyers tried to fight his removal from the U.S. but one thing is certain,
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@AtRealBen
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Saying “Israel is our greatest ally” is the right wing version of wearing two masks alone in your car. It’s the truth, whether you like it or not. Cope.
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@ClickingSeason
Seasonal Clickfarm Worker
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Here’s something I want libs to understand: Every single person in your life who abstains from talking about politics in front of you is right wing.
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@Chippywoodchipr
Chippy the Wood Chipper
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1. This is what we need and what we voted for. 2. This will not happen because Trump baited and switched voters unlike anything we’ve seen in my lifetime.
@LeadingReport
Leading Report
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BREAKING: Joy Reid warns Americans of MAGA plans: “No income tax, no regulations, earn as much as you want, and leave it to your children with no taxes, that’s the world they want.”
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@EricLDaugh
Eric Daugherty
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🚨 BREAKING: Senator Rick Scott (R-FL) is now pushing legislation ABOLISHING paychecks for members of Congress during a government shutdown. "We shouldn't get paid if we don't do our job." https://t.co/LkBVY4sDPr
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