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Luke Toyne

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A voluminously-breasted, multi-tentacled, modern-day deity.

London, England
Joined November 2008
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Luke Toyne
2 years
I'm wearing suspenders on GB News
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@NHSMillion
NHS Million
2 years
We couldn’t agree with this more. Please RT if you do too.
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Luke Toyne
2 years
Serious question that I can't be bothered to google. How did they come up with the phrase "bonus hole"? What's the reasoning behind that terminology? And if it is the bonus hole... What is deigned to be the standard hole?
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Luke Toyne
2 years
How long 'til Mr Schofield gets his own show on GB News... And what would it be called?
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Luke Toyne
2 years
DISCUSS. It is very @pertinent
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Luke Toyne
2 years
The Divine Right of Kings. Discuss. #DROK
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Luke Toyne
2 years
Pretty chuffed I side-stepped the whole blue tick thing... Sure dodged a bullet on that one.
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Luke Toyne
2 years
Alarm. Bunker. One is nothing without the other. PS RUN / HUG (your choice which, Freedom of Panic laws etc)
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@jurassicguides
Jurassic Coast Guide
3 years
COMPETITION TIME!!! To be in with a chance of winning this lovely Androgynoceras Ammonite from Charmouth, all you have to do is RETWEET this tweet and make sure you’re FOLLOWING me! Winner announced this Sunday evening around 7pm. Good luck 🤞
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Luke Toyne
3 years
& different "portal appliances" per location. It was the fridge in the first film. How about: Poltergeist in the microwave... Ghoul in the washing machine... Headless Lady in the dishwasher - but all in different cities as you say. Am on board, let's make this happen.
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Luke Toyne
3 years
Witnessed some really dangerous #driving by a @guidelinecoach driver this morning who was clearly in a rush and not properly looking where they were going - thought my son was about to see his first squished cyclist. #screamifyouwannagofaster #cycling
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Luke Toyne
3 years
@WorldBollard It's a kinky, naughty, irrelevant bollard.
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Luke Toyne
3 years
Out in the wild, a picture of bollard shame. @WorldBollard
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@Rachael_Swindon
Rachael Swindon
3 years
Today’s experiment. Tory MP Edward Leigh claimed expenses of £2,332 for heating last year, and £2,474 the year before that Retweet this if you think he should pay for his own utility bills.
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Luke Toyne
3 years
Why has the MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip gone to Ukraine?
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Luke Toyne
3 years
Silly Penguin finally cracked and reached for a blade. Bum Bum Penguin didn't stand a chance. Super Whale should have kept out of it. Artwork by Arlo age 4.5, favourite colour: blood red. #art #Children #deadpenguin
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Luke Toyne
3 years
Shame on you @RishiSunak. Shame on you @Conservatives.
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@BeckettUnite
Howard Beckett
3 years
As you open your gas bills today, please bear in mind that wholesale gas today is about a quarter of the price it was at the end of August. You are being robbed and scammed by energy firms.
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@doctor_oxford
Dr Rachel Clarke
3 years
Please retweet if you, like me, want to know what exactly @SteveBarclay is doing to address the horrific conditions in the NHS currently 🤷‍♀️
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@JujuliaGrace
Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙
3 years
If you think this government is failing NHS patients and staff, please could you RT this and follow me? @EveryDoctorUK is working out if we can set up a legal challenge to hold them to account, and I need to connect with as many people as possible who want to push back 🚨💙
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