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Nah Pimp My Ride was the craziest show ever
It’ll be a single mom of 3 who just wants her car fixed and they’d replace the whole backseat with a popcorn machine because she said she likes watching movies
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Putting raw dick on a horse is diabolical behavior
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Bruh just get the damn vaccine. The government not tryna kill you you still owe $30K on that V6 Dodge Charger
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I saw this pack from a mile away
Y’all think Kevin Samuels is bad wait until these niggas blow up
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Everybody in the barber shop once you left
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’ll be back for the “This tweet has been deleted” screenshot
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“She loves The Wire so we’re going to go ahead and throw 3 dope fiends in the trunk”
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Nigga mad he not sexy LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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It only took 2 years for the Bengals to do what the Cowboys been tryna do for 26 years
I’m sick
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I’m glad the players on my team just break the law like regular niggas. This is embarrassing
This is your WR Steelers fans
What a disgrace. I would be ashamed to be a fan of this man if I we’re you Steelers fans.
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Bro NBA Youngboy outsold Lil Nas X with absolutely ZERO promo LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of this game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Dallas. I am no longer a fan.
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Nick Bosa be coming off that edge a little quicker when he playing a black QB
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Not having a PS5 in 2022 is insane. They came out in 2020
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I would’ve had her milking me at the bat cave
Batman better than me. Gotham city fighting its own crimes if she staring at me like this.
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I want this horny nigga under 24/7 surveillance that’s why
Deshaun Watson: “Why are you all always filming me every day? It’s the same s—.”
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It’s been 3 years and Red Dead 2 still the prettiest game ever
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Like all the Travis Scott fans that Stan him all have a look that if I see em I know they like him
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Bro ain’t blink once LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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When Biggie said “You look so good, I suck on ya daddy dick” I did not feel that shit. At all
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Nick Bosa wearing a “End Racism” helmet is hilarious LMAO
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The NFL don’t even like highlighting Mahomes turnovers LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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What a loser LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I tested positive for Covid and the first thing my bf said was “we’re about to do this together. If I get it, I’m getting it with you” 🥺 and hasn’t left my side.
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Y’all think Kevin Samuels is bad wait until these niggas blow up
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Me fighting for my life butt ass naked on the toilet after drinking 2 coffees
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This hit made Mac Jones get his shit together
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These niggas haven’t tweeted since the 1st quarter LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Bruh ppl looked at me crazy when I said he fell off and got hot again they had no idea what I was talking about lmao
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gucci didn’t even try to win he just wanted to disrespect Jeezy
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Nigga tried to QB slide into a tackle LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Calvin Ridley took the year off for mental health reasons when in reality this nigga just lost his home and 2 hellcats in Vegas
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Niggas kept saying we should be running the ball up against Ndamukong Suh and Vita Vea y’all might be the ones with CTE
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Nigga got the heart on his medulla oblongata
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This one of the hardest ones I’ve heard in a minute. Toxic masculinity fuels this nigga
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That Antonio Brown documentary gonna be crazy
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This how I used to be when the homies forced me to hit the club
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Harden and Meek finna tear them Philly strip clubs up
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Earl Thomas had an orgy with his brother and NFL teams never looked his way again
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Shut the fuck up omfg I hate this nigga more than Hitler
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Everybody wanted a status update after my injury and I just wanted to reassure everyone I’m ok ❤️💈
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Mark got these niggas working insane hours 😂
Chris Rock after being slapped at the Oscars 😭🤦🏾♂️
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Hoes have no idea what marriage is they think you wake up everyday happy LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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“Pray for Calvin Ridley. I can only imagine what he’s going through”
Calvin Ridley opening FanDuel
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All the old heads finna go IN on AB tomorrow
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Idc that he’s a US citizen I really need Jackson Mahomes deported
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We know
Celebrity-obsessed people are less intelligent, new study boldly claims
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Pooh Shiesty had it set for life and in less than a year did so much stupid shit he threw it all away
Shit is impressive
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She finna pull up to Breakfast Club in some V Lone
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@KingFavre
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This the nigga at GameStop that be tryna pressure you to be a Power Up Rewards member
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Stay tuned for all the hoes on IG post “Get you a man like Will Smith 👏🏾🤪” This week
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This shit be having the room spinning
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I know Cooper Kupp got a Riley Cooper type vid somewhere and I’m willing to pay top dollar too
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Only think Dak and Zeke care about is fucking white hoes in uptown
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Should be JAIL
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Get me a fully white man at QB I’m tired of this
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CP3 really Raymond Felton with State Farm insurance
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Me forcing the Cowboys to win 12 championships on Madden
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