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@Rabs_505
@DaddyJ8008135
@OutOfContextEv
Tbf Moon Knight is a crazy ass schizophrenic with like 3-4 personalities who worships an egyptian moon god that may or may not even be real.
(Here are some of my favorite edits btw)
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@Piqo102
As apposed to what?
- Swing
- Swing but sideways
- Glide
I love SM but any system sounds dumb when you dumb it down
Personally I prefer the Arkham games but I wont downplay the Spider-Man games or belittle people who like them. It's a little reductive and discourages discussion
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Told one of my buddies to try out Morrowind and he sends me this in dms
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TES twitter be like: OMG LOOK AT THIS CHARACTER I SIMP SOOOO HARD FOR HIM:
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@TheNCSmaster
I remember back in (I think 2019?) My friends and I were losing our shit bc Warframe compressed it's file size from like 80GB to 40GB without removing content meanwhile Destiny 2 removed like 4 planets and was still over 100GB
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@Piqo102
Yeah but again, you're strawmanning.
The mechanics themselves aren't that deep but I prefer it over SM because the world design accomodates for the traversal to allow it to function in any environment and keep you near activities. I think this is something SM sorely lacks
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@Rabs_505
@DaddyJ8008135
@OutOfContextEv
For any reading this: I HIGHLY reccomend reading into Moon Knight, he's a super interesting character!
It's a shame that the MCU show is probably gonna fuck it up by not understanding the fundamentals that make him great in the first place (remember Peter's secret identity lol)
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@HeyImSwat
@MartyTheElder
What does look like Halo then? Literally every game except 2 and 3 are completley different from eachother. The original trilogy was bright and vibrant, then you had Reach with it's dark war vibe. So I ask again, what does look like Halo?
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@Turbofurby
Tbf Bethesda has had an amazing level of communication with their modding community that's partly why most of the creation club content is made by well known modders in the community. + BGS have reached out to them before, so I get why they're upset by this.
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Part 2 of "I've gotten my friend into Morrowind and I don't know if I regret it"
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@HaloTakes
What's this dude talking about? You literally punch a guy in a floating wheelchair to death.
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@trooper_2005
@TrevorRiem87213
Actually in this instance it is! Clone Wars has a heavily stylized artsyle inspired from retro animation and oil paints, which makes characters have exaggerated features and much more angular aesthetics. Rex from Ahsoka was an attempt to de-stylize his design from CW. (1/2)
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TRY GETTING A RESERVATION IN HOUSE TELVANNI NOW YOU BITCH
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I love images like these because I always scour them to find April O'Neal. I've seen so many people complain about her being black in modern stuff when SHE WAS BLACK IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL.
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@cyklear_ii
@kyokochan50
Cbt is very bad. Certain positions can be very uncomfortable depending on size. Also assuming you wake up with a cock, it wom't be very squishy, you'll have a hardcore erection for a minimum of 5 minutes.
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Fallout 3 but if it were good:
*something bizarre occurs*
Fawkes: "What the fawke just happened?! 🤯🤯🤯🤯"
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People simping for Fennorian, I don't agree but I understand. People simping for Cicero, I don't agree but I understand. BUT PEOPLE WHO SIMP OVER MATHIEU BELLAMONT NEED TO TOUCH GRASS, LOOK AT THIS UGLY ASS MOTHERFUCKER! F TEIR TASTE PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER!
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I wanna shirt with a big cool skeleton on it that says "Sometimes ya gotta PISS if you wanna SHIT" That would be cool and epic I think
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people who use "honey" as a pet name should also use "ketchup" and "mayo" like you're already half way there might as well go all out
people who use "baby" as a pet name should also use "infant" and "toddler" like you're already half way there might as well go all out
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@shadowofwhore
Eorlund Gray-Mane watching me become a better blacksmith than him in the span of 20 minutes
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Star Wars is allergic to interesting ideas.
Guillermo del Toro confirms his cancelled STAR WARS movie was about the rise & fall of Jabba the Hutt.
“It’s not my property, it’s not my money. It’s one of those 30 screenplay that goes away.”
(Source:
@colliderfrosty
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"Spartans not so based I think, ratio'd easy, cringe inside"
"Humanity lost this ratio months ago. Your people are coping, seething, OUTSHITTED, OUTFARTED… by me"
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Usernames that wpuld've popped off on 2011 Xbox Live
FaZe 4ouR
Mangled_Duckl1ng
PhatDaddy
ThugSnakeGamingHD
XiledD4rkNess
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I'm gonna be so real, I think "femboy culture" actively harms the transgender community at large.
Like how are you gonna show ignorant people that trans people are PEOPLE and not sex-craved degenerates when you have a loud subset of people that openly objectifies themselves?
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@magpieleon
I loathe BR starts in every halo regardless of context, it absolutely destroys the concept of a sandbox shooter when you spawn with the most reliable weapon in the game.
Swapping the BR out for literally anything else puts you at a disadvantage. Bandit starts > BR starts.
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We all gotta admit at some point that this helmet right here is the most adorable thing known to man, and is the best armor in all of TES
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"I don't care that the car accident left you with glass bones and paper skin. We're really struggling right now(a single person called off) and we're PACKED(there are 3 people in tbe store) You need to understand that we're not just coworkers, at this K-mart, we're FAMILY!"
any job that calls you "family" is going to violate several human rights laws
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I really hope his lines were recorded after he did Suicide Squad.
I know Rocksteady didn't know he was gonna die but man it'd be so shitty if the last performance from such a legendary figure was a mockery in a soulless cashgrab live service game made explicitly for profit.
Btw Kevin Conroy's actual last performance will be in Multiversus since new lines will be released with new characters
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I really like Barbara Gordon as a character, I just prefer her as Oracle for 2 main reasons.
1. Oracle is AMAZING representation
2. Cassandra Cain Batgirl better.
Look at this KILLER ass costume and tell me this shit isn't INSANE
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Twitter mfs when they're held accountable for their actions after being told by the game that they'll be held accountable for their actions
I think Dishonored has the worst morality system I've ever seen in a game, because playing the "good" rout actively makes the gameplay less fun.
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My "friends" convinced me to get back into Warframe. Pray for me
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In light of that possible TES 6 leak let me posit one thing I hope they drastically change from Skyrim: item leveling. It is so annoying having to limit myself from doing questlines bc I know that I'll get lame versions of good stuff by going early
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I only date people who laugh like goblins and go "NYEHAHAHAHAHA" at all my jokes
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Been having this huge wave of insomnia and I've been coping by playing excessive amounts of Skyrim
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Suck my fat cock
• first impression :
• how i read your @ :
• how close are we? :
• do i see you often on my tl? :
• should you do this :
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@ShittyHaloTakes
I think it's telling that my biggest gripe with halo infinite is that the phantoms look a bit off, but other than that I'm loving what they've done!
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Spider-Man is so real for this
Trans people aren’t suicidal bc they’re crazy
They’re suicidal bc the second they make a choice about their own bodies that makes them happier, everyone won’t stop fucking talking about them like they’re some sort of circus animal
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My whiteness is taking over, my friend Nellie tried to dap me up and I deadass shook her hand 💀
Type shit I've been on:
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Imagine you date someone with a car fetish and they shove a gasoline pump up your ass
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Starfield unironically has the best politics out of any game Bethesda has made since Morrowind but morons keep complaining about non-issues like pronouns and claiming THAT'S Starfield's biggest political stance
I keep getting comments from people who haven't played Starfield telling me all about how unrealistic and political Earth being a dust ball is.
"Climate Change Propaganda"
The main quest tells you why Earth is barren and extreme. Nothing to do with any of that. Play the game.
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I deadass thought I got banned from twitter. Must become wholesome
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Y'all ever peel an orange while listening to the Morrowind theme and realize how beautiful life is?
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Has Elon started planting his tweets in everyone's feeds for extra engagement or am I just unlucky?
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I love how country fans who hate rap and rap fans who hate country have the exact same stale, untrue take on the other genre.
"It's just tractors, beer, and farms"
"It's just drugs, guns, and money"
Actual NPC behavior
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I bring a "silly billy :3" type energy that the hoes do NOT appreciate
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Oh em gee that's so cool. Can you pretty pleeeeease add crossplay, my girlfriend and I want to play together. She's on PC and I'm on Xbox. I'll buy crowns I pinky swear
The Scribing system will give players a level of flexibility with their builds they've never seen before and the new customizable abilities can be used by any class. We can't wait to see what you come up with!
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Ladies, does ur man
- love watching late night TV
- Have daddy issues
- Purple eyes
- decayed skin?
Cuz that's not ur man. That's Micheal Afton
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If Miles G. Morales Prowler suit isn't in Spider-Man 2 I will RIOT
The Prowler (Miles G. Morales) has been described as a 'vigilante' in the official
#AcrossTheSpiderVerse
art book
🎨 artoftimetravel | IG
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Me when TES 6 probably wont come out for another 5 years
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About to cheat on my lover with depressed minecraft snow golem. They will never know!
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Oh my god his bio literally says "One of the good ones" 😭😭😭
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She looks like she's gonna assign two discussion posts and three replies due by Sunday on the student portal
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@HiddenXperia
If they put Arbiter in Fortnite would you make a video about it?
Arbiter and Raiden duos would go insane
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//VERY LIGHT STARFIELD SPOILERS//
Giving the Space Cowboy companion the most grounded story arc was the best decision Bethesda has ever made with an npc, I am enthralled with this divorced single father just trying to do right by his kid.
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