If you love me let me nap. That’s it.

Okay that’s it I’m done with twitter. See y’all in a few months hopefully. If not y’all know where to find me

Me after working on anything

If Elon doesn’t make me want to leave twitter the level people are sinking to taunting and teasing people who work there, sure is.

Even more boggling is people defending themselves teasing twitter engineers. Like someone has a marketable skill set and that makes them “ok” to tease. These people have families who depend on their income and frankly they’re not billionaires they’re engineers ffs

I’m just gonna say it- I don’t think the twitter hoaxes or spreading misinformation is funny and I have no idea why people would think it is comical at all. People still work there and I’m guessing they’re stressed out.

Bring back bonzi buddy

The hardest part about being the sober friend is remembering that your mental state throughout the night is remaining relatively stable while everyone around you is constantly fluctuating

Help people help themselves y’all. I couldn’t be where I am without someone taking a risk. And neither could you babe.

Throwback to the time my niece fell in love 🤣

My dogs when I ask them to give me space

I FOUND THE MOTHERLOAD OF FOSSILIZED CORALS AND YES I WILL SCREAM IT.

This is not confusing. At all.

Stop making people feel lazy for sleeping. Ffs

Exactly why I don’t do it.

Michigan’s opposition to the abortion proposals is pretty strong. Out here with the rebuttal “too confusing”. Maybe if ya’ll woulda taught your children sexual education, reproductive freedom wouldn’t be so confusing now would it?

I feel personally attacked

Asked my mom to text me TWO amounts that chase deposited both should be under fifty cents. Why is this so hard.

A fried green tomatoes remake where they’re adequately represented as lesbians but also where @MsKathyBates plays older idgie.

When some of the most sexist men get together and talk about "artificial general intelligence" benefiting "all of humanity" y'all can't even work with women without driving them out of the field and talk about "all of humanity"

Seems like a good day to remember that the whole "bootstrap" thing is a lie.