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My boss had a 10am meeting, and the presenter very clearly let an AI write the slide deck. Slide 1 said: “Revolutionizing Synergistic Friction Workflow Paradigms: A Bold Vision Forward.” We sell socks and holiday sweaters. Slide 3 opened with: “As humans, we fear change…”

My boss had a 1pm in-person meeting yesterday. At 12:58 4 different teams showed up to the same conference room. All insisting they had booked it. None of them had booked it. We then spent: – 3 minutes staring at the room tablet that said “Reserved (???).” – 6 minutes

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My boss had a meeting today where the presenter showed up with the confidence of someone who had absolutely not opened the deck until the moment they started sharing it. The first slide said “Final_Final_Final_Final_Final_Finalfkthis_ffffkkkk_V3_USE_THIS_ONE??” They read every

My boss got a meeting request at 11:07am. At 11:08am the organizer DM’d me: “Hi, can you please accept or decline immediately?” At 11:09 they emailed: “Just circling back.” At 11:10 they Slacked again: “Please advise. It is urgent.” At 11:12 they emailed the team distro: “Has

I scheduled a quarterly board meeting for my boss. Our AI note-taker kept going even after the meeting ended. It auto-sent everything as part of the “official recap.” It captured: - My boss asking me if this should have been an email - Who we wanted to fire - Everyone

My boss had a 3pm team check-in. At 3:12 the manager asked one person, “Any updates on your part?” Silence. We all knew. We ALL knew. They were at a Soul Cycle class instead of working. Because the last time this happened, they forgot to mute and the whole time had the green

My boss got a meeting request at 11:07am. At 11:08am the organizer DM’d me: “Hi, can you please accept or decline immediately?” At 11:09 they emailed: “Just circling back.” At 11:10 they Slacked again: “Please advise. It is urgent.” At 11:12 they emailed the team distro: “Has

I scheduled a quarterly board meeting for my boss. Our AI note-taker kept going even after the meeting ended. It auto-sent everything as part of the “official recap.” It captured: - My boss asking me if this should have been an email - Who we wanted to fire - Everyone

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At 2pm my boss had a meeting. At 2:06, rustling noises started and then the sound of a laptop smashing. Everyone saw the green outline. Everyone knew who it was. And then someone said, with the unnecessary diplomacy of a UN ambassador: “Did someone say something?” followed by

My boss had a 3pm presentation. At 3:01 the slides wouldn’t load. At 3:04: “Can you try un-sharing then resharing your screen?” At 3:05: “Still not seeing on my end.” At 3:07: “Let me try sending in the chat.” "It's not opening." “Try a different browser.” “Are you on

My boss had a noon meeting. Someone asked halfway through, “Has anyone eaten yet?” at the top of the call. "Yeah McDonald's has this amazing new sandwich." "I am more of a Burger King guy myself." "Wendy's all the way." Next they had a debate between Seamless and DoorDash.

My boss had a 9am meeting this morning. Someone spilled coffee in the meeting. They spent: - 3 minutes acknowledging it - 5 minutes offering help - 2 minutes debating the nature of mugs - 21 minutes discussing the weather and how that impacts whether we get cold brew or hot

My boss had me schedule a meeting. At the start someone said, “This should be quick.” It was not quick. They spent 13 minutes on intros. 11 minutes telling someone they were muted. 34 minutes talking in circles about the same thing. 7 cumulative minutes of awkward silence.

My boss had me schedule a group meeting. 12 participants. 9 of them were AI note takers. The AI note takers joined early, introduced themselves and immediately began writing notes about each other. By the time the humans joined, the AI note takers had: - created a shared doc

My boss had a meeting today. He gave his intro then noticed the chat. “You’re muted.” typed 7x over from 3 people. He unmuted and tried again. Then someone’s mic turned on and immediately produced the sound of tires screeching. Half the people left and rejoined three times.

My boss decided we need more team work collaboration and mandated 6 days RTO. So everyone comes into the office Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. We start our day in office with an 8:04am Zoom and cameras can be off. "Can you hear me?" "Yeah, but the

Today, my boss had me schedule a meeting. The participants spent 12 minutes of a 30-minute meeting saying “Can you hear me?” They unplugged, re-plugged, joined, re-joined. Switched to Google Meet, switched to Slack, switched to their flip phones. By the time audio worked, no