Tommy ♍ ⚾
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I am very Sarcastic, At times funny, @Astros , @BuffaloBills , @Houstonrockets @SeattleKraken , @Burnleyofficial , music lover, fantasy 🏈
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Omg just met Framber. Fuck yea. Such a surreal moment. Nicest dude ever. Not saying where. Didnt take a pic cause he asked me not to. But yea that was cool. Down to earth bro
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My daughters’graduation! I kept it together no tears! ❤️ love my mini
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No lie. I know Astros twitter talked alot of shit about Siri but still gonna miss that cabron. 🫡 Play your heart out fella
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Need this Tucker today after going 0-4 yesterday. Bang bang!
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My daughter has been accepted to UT Austin! I'm pretty stoked about it. One second she's a kid being goofy with her dad and then she's college bound. Keep having fun kid! Love you ♥️ 🤘🐂
#utaustin
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Please if you’re at the game and the person in front of you is standing up cheering either stand up and cheer or stay in your seat and enjoy your peanuts. Dont complain to the ushers. In fact go home and just tell your friends the game was awesome and never come back.
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People with trucks. Whats with the obsession of backing in to parking spaces?!
If you can reverse in cant you also reverse out?
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I will be __________ years old at the end of Correas contract. You fill in your blank.
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3 guys walk into a bar. Astros are losing 4-0. 3 guys walk to another bar, Diaz grand slam! Lesson is if its not workin change it up.
#levelup
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JP France thangs! Didn’t have a great outing but its all good! 👨🏻
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@reclinernerd
No buddy. We won when we needed to. You lost when you should have won. Learn how sports work. Put your hungry man dinner back in the microwave cause that salisbury steak is still frozen in the middle
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Siblings weekend for my mom's birthday. Galveston Oktoberfest.
Don't ask me how but my mom is turning 30. 🤷
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Happy birthday beautiful! 🥳🥳 To the sweetest gf hope you have an awesome day. Love you 😘
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Y'all remember this? Good times....🙃
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Happy Birthday to these scoundrels. Here’s to me being your cool ass dad! 🥳🥳
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Got the gear 🤘
Free hat and shirt? Bet
Must "Like", Retweet and Follow
We will choose a winner before today's game!
Also, stop by today if you're going to the game to cop yours!
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Seriously tho folks dont come after players, their families, or friends its not that serious.
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Astros folks yall have fun at the games tonight and tomorrow had a blast yesterday! Enjoy every moment.
#levelup
#astrostwitter
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I just can't stay away I love it here, but the people I've met have made it special. 😍
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I said I wouldn’t cry today. Heres to making me a liar. 🫡🫡🫡 see you on the sandlot my hero.
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Where it all started this year. My game 1 with my new Twitter friends evolving into real life homies. Been a great year ❤️
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About last night. We lost but its all good. Good times with great friends ✌️⚾️
Tag yoself!
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Lol struck a nerve with this one. Cant get to everyones comments so I will make it so its simple. The LOWEST viewership in history 🗣️
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I don’t want job security, I want Brian Cashman job security
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Do you think the Astros really wear Astros gear to a bbq, like we do? 🙃
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Great job Astros 🏳️🌈. Weed out the fake fans please.
10,000 fans will receive a pride mini backpack on Astros Pride Night next Tuesday 🏳️🌈
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Ok let's go Astros! Let's get this W! Wave that rally towel! Rep! LMAO I love him ❤️
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Man I love Maldy and his sarcasm he’s such a prankster
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#Ready2Reign
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